Bob T. here, having wrested control of the laptop from that self centered Mehitabel!!! That cat has no sense of fair play.
You’d think I’d committed a terrible faux paw or something.
Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda
The narrator is stepping in here to explain a little bit about the concept of “the birthday season”. I invented the season in order to refute the idea that your birthday should only comprise ONE actual day. Huh! As if that gives enough scope to celebrating, not to mention indulging, all your birthday whims and fantasies. And more importantly, opportunities for cake!
So for pandas everywhere, Happy Birthday Season!
be the bear!
The Narrator
OK, this has gone far enough! It’s bad enough that there are pandas all over the house and all over the bed and I just don’t want to think about all the other places that those rotten pandas have insinuated themselves. It’s getting so that a cat can’t relax in her own house anymore.
In case you are wondering, I, Mehitabel, princess of the universe, have taken control of the keyboard from that insidious, adorable menace, Bob T. Panda. I am currently locked in the bathroom with the laptop, so that I can counteract all the panda propaganda that has been passing for intellectual discourse around here, lately. Just what, I ask you is a cat to do? You tell me.
“Panda On,” my foot! Felines Forever!
Mehitabel
OK, this has gone far enough! It’s bad enough that there are pandas all over the house and all over the bed and I just don’t want to think about all the other places that those rotten pandas have insinuated themselves. It’s getting so that a cat can’t relax in her own house anymore.
In case you are wondering, I, Mehitabel, princess of the universe, have taken control of the keyboard from that insidious, adorable menace, Bob T. Panda. I am currently locked in the bathroom with the laptop, so that I can counteract all the panda propaganda that has been passing for intellectual discourse around here, lately. Just what, I ask you is a cat to do? You tell me.
“Panda On,” my foot! Felines Forever!
Mehitabel
We are SO excited to report that Baby Panda season has begun. I don’t know why all pandas seem to give birth from the end of July through the end of September, but that’s the Way of the Panda. predictable, yet mysterious. Kind of makes you want to have a panda for your very own, doesn’t it?
Speaking of The Way of the Panda, the book of that name by noted F.O.P.* Henry Nicholls comes out at the end of september. Order Your copy now from Amazon.com ( or your favorite local bookseller). Meanwhile, we wait with baited breath for the next announcement to come from Panda News (really!) of more furry little bundles of joy!
till then,
Be the Bear!
Bob T.
* Friend of Pandas
We are SO excited to report that Baby Panda season has begun. I don’t know why all pandas seem to give birth from the end of July through the end of September, but that’s the Way of the Panda. predictable, yet mysterious. Kind of makes you want to have a panda for your very own, doesn’t it?
Speaking of The Way of the Panda, the book of that name by noted F.O.P.* Henry Nicholls comes out at the end of september. Order Your copy now from Amazon.com ( or your favorite local bookseller). Meanwhile, we wait with baited breath for the next announcement to come from Panda News (really!) of more furry little bundles of joy!
till then,
Be the Bear!
Bob T.
* Friend of Pandas