The Problem With Vampires…

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…is they keep coming back. (Apologies to vampire lovers out there, you know who you are…)

Just when we thought we were well and truly rid of the worst people in government, wouldn’t you know, they rose up on a tsunami of lies and managed to get back into power. And now here we are in the spooky season, with the government shutdown and honestly, there really wasn’t a “good” option for the Democrats, just bad and really bad.

But here we are and ZooNooZ is one Media giant that has not caved to F45 and his goons.

Apologies to people who actually like hairless cats. I don’t understand it, but I stand with you.

Be the Bear!
Bob T is not trying to be offensive Panda

Ice Cream Goes with Wedding Cake if You’re a Bear!

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There has been a lot of bear defamation in the NooZ lately. Is this sort of: A BEAR WALKS INTO AN ICE CREAM SHOP…or A BEAR EATS A WEDDING CAKE…the kinds of jokes we tell about bears? I mean Fat Bear Week IS a thing, but for the most part, they are eating fish (…yes we KNOW you don’t like fish, Mikey) not ice cream or wedding cake.

Here with the real Bear Nooz…

Many people have pointed out the various inconsistencies in the alleged photo of a bear supposedly eating a wedding cake, but if the bear was Mikey, well, I think you might have to re-examine the evidence…

Don’t forget to vote for your favorite Fat Bears!

Be The Bear!
Bob T I’m just “fluffy” Panda

It’s Fat Bear Fest Week!

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So, obviously I am “with” the bears” in the best sense of the words, that is, watching them chow down on donuts, ice cream and wedding cake, and looking through the archives to find some suitable Encore presentations for you while I finish today’s the next ‘toon.

I hope you enjoyed this encore presentation of ‘toons celebrating Fat Bear week!

Be the Bear!
Bob T we prefer to call it well insulated Panda

You’re Out of the Woods, You’re Out of the Dark, You’re Out of the Night, Step Into the …OOOPS

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Seriously, would you expect anything less from Frank and Mikey? (Ping can’t do everything!)

Hey! Tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

What a good time to get Mr. Wu Pirate Merch!

Be the Bear
Bob T just not like Frank or Mikey Panda

FAT BEAR WEEK IS COMING!!!

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Frank and Mikey are having their moment in the spotlight…okay, well, actually, they are lost in the dark forest as they try to find their way to Fat Bear Fest, but to encourage them to finally find their way to the falls, I thought they might need some new Frank and Mikey merch!

Inspired by that “Winter is Coming” graphic from Game of Bears, I think this would add a little zing to your coffee cup, a tee shirt, or a tote bag! Stickers! Who doesn’t need stuff with bears on it? It’s on other stuff too!

Buy stuff with BEARS!

Be the BEAR!
Bob T I’d rather have cuppycakes Panda

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAMI!!!

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yes, yes, I left Frank, Mikey, and Ping driving through the woods in the dark, but as a member in good standing of the Panda Sisterhood, it is my solemn responsibility to celebrate the momentous occasion.

Happy Birthday!

Sorry I can’t be there!

Be the Bear
Bob T I’ll just eat cake without you Panda

You’re Out of the Woods, You’re Out of the Dark, You’re Out of the Night…OOPS…My Bad…Never Mind

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Well, things could be worse, I guess.

We’re not lost, we’re just…um…unlocated.

Be the Bear
Bob T I can’t wait to see what happens next Panda

Frank and Mikey’s Big Adventure Part 5

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It seems like we should be way further along than part 5 of this adventure, but maybe that is because every day seems like it is lasting about 2 years. I wish escaping Mitten’s 2nd Reign of Terror was as easy as driving away with a couple of bears, but alas, we are stuck here for the duration or whatever is coming next.

So, without further ado (about nothing) let’s hop in the backseat with Ping as Frank and Mikey continue on their journey to hang out with their friends at the Falls, for the Fat Bear Festival.

Don’t drive like my brother!

Be the Bear
Bob T is lost in the woods Panda