There’s a fun game going around on Twidder this evening, that we are calling I’d LOVE to be White House Chief of Staff but… To play, you come up with a reason you can’t be WH CoS. Extra points for extreme trivialness and frivolity.
Let’s play, shall we?
I’d love to be White House Chief of Staff, but I have to arrange my garbage alphabetically.
I’d love to be White House Chief of Staff, but I need to turn my toothbrushes counterclockwise every 15 minutes.
I’d love to be White House Chief of Staff, but I seem to have eaten something that doesn’t agree with me.
I’d love to be White House Chief of Staff, but I have to rearrange my sock drawer.
Add your reason for not not being able to be WH Chief of Staff to the comments!
And now, for the Year in Review; May Edition!
You knew this story would end like this.
Well, she DID bring it back, and really, it should have been hers anyway.
This was one of my favorite little series of the year, and yes, I have really done this, although maybe not the part about the World Cookie Balancing Competition circuit…
Did I mention I broke the world record in cookie balancing?
There are rules here!
The roar of the crowd, the smell of a freshly baked cookie…
And how are Yip and Jip adjusting to Calgary?
“i din’t know we has to use forks!”
“I’ll have one of these, and one of these, and one of these, and one of…”
The Mommee Security Agency is always watching
What a happy day, when Six and Sebben got their new Panda Scout uniforms!
Cuteness abounds!
Panda on!
Bob I’m-too-busy-to-be-the-White-House-Cheif-of-Staff T Panda
I’d love to be Chief of Staff but I need to clean my cats litter box. (A chore I truly love. )
Ha ha ha! I thought of that one, but I thought people might start (hahahahahahahahaha) questioning my housekeeping skills, since Mehitabel has been gone (sob!) for almost 2 years now.
I’d love to be Chief of Staff, but I’ve gotta touch up my roots! Yeah, I know I did it this week, but you know how fast my hair grows… 😉
You can’t let those important chores slide! We’re sorry this serious limitation does not allow you to serve your country. *snorf*
Well, I am a dual citizen of the US and Canada, and it’s my duty to Justin Trudeau and the Canadian pandas to be sure that my hair matches the red parts of the Canadian flag!
OOOO! I am jealous! I’m glad you take your duty to make sure your hair matches the flag of Unka Justin, seriously. Oh Canada!
I’d love to be White House Chief of Staff, but I have to watch panda cams and videos.
This is the best answer yet, and I can’t imagine why I didn’t think of this sooner. I hear panda videos are very relaxing!
I’d love to be White House Chief of Staff…but I have to wash my hair! (Thanks to Bette Davis for this one)
Also thanks to Bette Davis: What a dump!
And thanks to Bette Davis, “Buckle up, it’s gong to be a bumpy ride!”
Ah, Bette, if you only knew!
I love all the 31 days of Pandas! And Bebe Maurice is so cute in his knave outfit! Pinky is wonderful! Love Bubba as the Cheshire Bearcat! Mr. Bun is sooo late! Babette makes a great Red Queen! The croquet match using Too Much McConnell is hysterical! So funny when Pinky puts her paw on the back of one of the poor turtles to whack him! You are so good! I have snorted a lot of tea! And laughed myself silly! Now is time for The Pinky Defense! Can’t wait for more of Pinky in Wonderland!
And Individual 1 is beginning to fray. Flynn got reamed out by his sentencing judge! Huzzah!
Sold out his country. Pipsqeak.
Storm is coming!
Thank you, Chief Woozle!
Oh man, it is getting exciting, isn’t it? It harkens back to the days when we gathered around the TV to watch Nixon resign. I’m looking forward to another year of Panda satire and hopefully a “presidential” resignation, and at least some indictments of him and his minions. He has been getting away with so much for so long. I can’t even!!!!!
More Pinky in Wonderland coming tomorrow and Thursday! I have to get all these posted early as I am teaching a cartooning class to a bevy of 8-13 year olds. Hope I survive!