It’s the beginning of 31 Days of Pandas! Can’t you feel the excitement? I think there is a slight whiff of indictments in the air! Oh…maybe it’s the fresh scent of fir trees and cedars and freshly baked cookies!. My mistake! They are so easily confused!
No matter! Every day this month will bring you some ‘toons from the Panda Chronicle archives, along with your regular NEW ‘toons on Sundays and Wednesdays! I’ll be focusing on the stories of Mr. Wu, in honor of the upcoming Panda Convention in March of 2018!
But for today, in recognition of the recent apocalypse EO signed (but then rescinded) by You Know Who on shipping trophies of murdered elephants into the USA, I thought this trio of ‘toons was in order!
Be very careful…It’s a jungle out there.
What goes around, comes around.
You just can’t trust crocodiles.
Don’t be endangered, be dangerous
Panda on!
Bob T Panda
Watching the news right now and Mueller’s, oops, I mean Panda Claws’ gifts are already being delivered. “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas”
Yes it is!
One down and who knows how many to go!
another of my all time favorites! “and I cracked a molar on his watch. oops, I didn’t mean that” (and that made me laugh although my inner panda thinks some idiot hunters get what they deserve)
I think your inner panda has the right idea. My favorite line is Bob saying, “he became LUNCH!!!!” Bob gets right to the point.
I appreciate very much, and I am grateful for the 31 days of Pandas, which allows us to enjoy da pannas and -at the same time- improve my English. May I suggest you make some ‘XX days of Pinky’?
#LovingPinky #AdorablePinky #UnresisdabelPinky
There are SOME who would say, that every day is Pinky Day. I don’t know who they are, right off hand, but ya gotta admit, they have a point!
I’m so glad I am helping you with your English. Who would ever have thought that panda satire could serve a useful purpose.