Recently the inter webs were all up in arms over the question someone posed: If you were a woman alone in the woods, would you rather run into a man or a bear?
This is one of those if a tree falls in the forest philosophical questions. Naturally many people (dare I say men?) re-interpreted the question to be: would you (a woman) rather get attacked by a man or a bear?
That was NOT the Question!!!
We have called on our own experts on bears in the woods to answer the question.
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Bob wasn’t really on assignment (before you ask) he just didn’t fit in the panels with Frank and Mikey!
Be the Bear!
Bob T is not on assignment Panda
I would happily meet these bears in the woods and share cuppycakes with them. I have no doubt they would protect us from whatever creeps are lurking.
Frank: you can count on us!
So Pookie, ask your mommy if bears have episodes of intestinal profundity in the woods?
Pookie: hee hee! mommee might wash my mouf out wif soap if I ask her dat!