It’s not fair …the cry of Nihilists everywhere, is being heard in the halls of The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire, as Bob wanders around, telling anyone who will listen to him, about how he has been replaced by Mr. Wu (Mr. Wu!!!) as co-host for ZooNooz’s flagship news broadcast.
It’s just not fair!
Editor’s note: Late breaking news!!!! We have just learned that Princess Pinky has gotten herself onto the news show, 60 Minutes. Where will all this unfair, free publicity end? We just don’t know!
What to do, what to do….this is a dilemma, no mistake about that!
Perhaps the Meihems can help…
Meanwhile, Pinky is still hacking into my computer, but I may have figured out a way to de-Pinky it. Stay tuned!
The light bulb thing still works, doesn’t it? I look very presidential here, don’t you think?
Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda
BTW: We would be very remiss if we did not mention that it is Mama Mei Xiang’s 17th birthday! Huzzah! Now Pinky, could you just be a good little panda for one day and celebrate someone other than Pinky?
Bearcissm – that would be a good Pinky descriptor. Poor Bob – he may need some help with fund raising – for instance, he should know that people react better to apparent deals, so his lemonade should be $99.99 per glass rather than $100.
Should read “Bearcissistic”
Yes! Pinky is very bearcissistic! That is a perfect description! Thank you for the advice about the lemonade pricing. Business has been a little…um….slow.
Say Hey for Bob T. Panda, Huzzah for Bert and Ernie, Hoorah fot our Hero (?) Mr Wu. Let is all have a WonderfuI Wu Wednesday, A Happy Meihem2 Day. And A Pandyrific Day for Bob T., I cannot wait for Sunday’s installment. Think cuppycakes.
Thank you for your support. Rumor has it Pinky is preparing a campaign video. i don’t know where she is getting all the help with her campaign funding. Would you like to buy some lemonade?
Just surrender to the ICON that is Princess Pinky!
Nooooooo! I can be president! She is too young! This is not fair! I’m not going to be beat by a baby panda!
Good one Bob! I’ll buy some lemonade!! Those Meihems look so serious and so cute.
Oh thank you for supporting my campaign!