It is spring time and pandas are in the mood for loooooove. From San Diego Z00 (where they let the panda cam show some RATHER personal stuff, if you ask me, to Edinburgh, Scotland, where the happy (panda) couple have been hired to promote….deodorant. No, I am not making this up. The Royal Zoo in Edinburgh Scotland has played let’s make a deal with manufacturers of deodorant, to have the Scottish Pandas appear in their advertising. I can’t make stuff up this good, no way. Since I am not able to receive TV commercials from Scotland, it was, however, left to my imagination to bring you the commercial. (OK, I DID make this up.)
A bear by any other name, would still smell pretty funky.
Stay tuned this week for more panda product placement!
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda
Ok, so you spray some of that deodorant in your armpit and somebody gets pregnant? Yikes. I hope there is a huge warning label on the can.
Hey, I don’t know how these things work. I am but a simple cartoon panda. But, yes, I expect their attorneys have required a big warning label on that subject. (I really crack me up sometimes)
I did not know this worked for Pandas. Is it made from real minx musk?
We cannot our reveal our secret proprietary formula.
The SPCA frowns on squeezing the juiced out of minks… and minx too, I assume.
Yes, they really hate it.
So dat is where cubbies come fwom…..dey twied to tell me abouts da burds and dose dasterdley BEEZ, but I doan wike dasterdley BEEZ, so I nebber payed attenshun. In fack, if youse sees a dasterdley BEEZ in yer yawd or pannacave, WUN!!! Wun fast!!!
Run away! run away! The bears who say “meep” say run away!