Well, here we are again. It’s like being in an infinite repeating loop. Do people really not see what the GQP wants to bring down on our heads?
I swear I’ll get back to panda stories next time. On a brighter note, I guess TFG is no longer un-indicted, is he?
Be the Bear!
Bob T watch out for flying poo Panda
Who would have guessed that bears could smell the soda WHILE IT WAS STILL IN THE CAN?
Also that they don’t like diet soda.
Alert readers clued me in to this story about a bear who mistook this woman’s Subearu for a soda machine!
It DEFINITELY was not Frank or Mikey (or Pookie!)
Be the Bear!
Bob T did we mention Tucker got fired Panda
I had another ‘toon planned for today, but this morning one of my very alert Panda-spondants alerted me to the VERY exciting nooz, that Tucker Carlson had been fired! No buh bye broadcast, no nothing, although I’m sure he left with his pockets stuffed with filthy “sorry we had to fire you so you wouldn’t cost us more” lucre, no doubt. I imagine they had to do that on top of just agreeing to pay Dominion Voting Software $787.5 MILLION bucks.
In honor of the exodus of Barker from Foxy Nooz, I thought I would share some of his finest moments, as dramatized by The Panda Chronicles. It is the best place to get the Nooz, after all!
While, I’m sure we have not seen the last of Barker, it is gratifying in a schaudenfreudenish way to know that there was actually a line, he crossed it, and got canned. Of course we know the line is how much money was his continued presence going to cost old Rupert, but still… I, for one, am happy that he is having a really bad day.
Alas, we know that there is much mischief this malignant man-child is capable of. I mean…if you thought TFG was bad. Could this be the shove that propels him into politics? I hope not, but the way things are going, I wouldn’t hold my breath for Glinda, the Good Witch of the North to show up any time soon.
Till next time…
Be the Bear!
Bob T I wasn’t the one who got fired today Panda
So many bears! So much Nooz!
Be the Bear!
Bob T pass the jelly beans Panda
What will happen next?!?!?!?! When will it happen?!?!?! Who knows??????
Be the Bear
Bob T I just got back from Atlanta Panda
Ya know, no matter how much we would like Stupid Watergate to go away, it will not.
Twice impeached, indicted on 34 counts (so far), still committing (alleged) crimes left and right….
Be the Bear
Bob T what’s a little larceny among friends Panda
BTW I have another post on Substack and they have a new Twidder-like thingie called Notes. If you are subscribed to my Noozletter, you can hop onto notes and join the conversation. So far, there are a lot of the writers showing pictures of their cats a dogs. I think they could use more pandas!
I am much better at finding “P” words than I am at “T” words, other than Trouble that starts with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for PANDA!!! The Nooz crossed my screen about some tigers that escaped during a recent tornado that touched down somewhere in Georgia, fell on the fence of the tiger enclosure and wouldn’t you know? Cats, being cats, they escaped! Hopefully they didn’t find any poodles (poodles are what tigers like best!) and maybe only found a shouty blonde congress”person”.
Here kitty kitty!
I wanted to let those of you who *might* miss me on Twidder (No judgment if you’re still there, but I just can’t bring myself to be there) that Substack has this new thing called “Notes” which is a Twidder-like conversation space. In fact, it is enough like Twidder, that it has Elmo pissed off and he is blocking links to Substack posts. (Hopefully without the a**holes, but we’ll see) and I think if you are subscribed to any of the Noozletters there (like mine, for instance) you can converse there too. Is it worth it? Who knows? But if you want to say hi to me there, you can. You can follow this link to get started.
Be the Bear
Bob T watch out for tigers Panda
Well…first the elephants rebelled. “We are kind, we take care of all vulnerable members of our community. We are loyal and we remember those who have treated us kindly. Is there ANYTHING in that description that makes you think of the GOP? I think not.”
So we thought…spineless…shape shifting…poisonous…I know! Jellyfish!
I could not resist
Be the Bear!
Bob T I have the sense of humor of an 8th grader Panda
I do apologize for leaving our storyline involving Bikkie, Pookie, and PPJ up in the air (so to speak) but they will be fine. Mommee Mei and Josie are having a nice cup of tea. Pinky is trying to think of a good story, and I’m *pretty* sure that when Mikey got airsick, he didn’t hit anyone walking below the balloon.
We are trying so hard to treat this with the seriousness it requires, but….
Be the Bear
Bob T who has not been indicted Panda
I’m sorry to leave the bears upon in the air, but there has been so much going on! I hope this will fill in a narrative gap or two. (While I figure out what is going to happen next, and take care of a few other things!)
Bears will be bears!
Be the Bear
Bob T bears behaving badly Panda
BTW I have a new rant on Substack this week! Check it out!