Vote the Panda Party!
It had to happen. Even with the trials and tribulations of controlling (HA!) the panda kindergarten, Bob feels that he has no choice but to declare his candidacy for President. Of course, there are many questions to be answered. Does he have to declare zoo panda rental fees in his financial disclosures? Will Babette be his “first lady”? Will the panda kindergarten obtain positions in his cabinet? And what about his birth certificate from the San Diego Zoo?
You can declare your support for a panda in the White House (the first since the Nixon Pandas took up residence there in 1972) by acquiring a Bob T. Panda for President bumper sticker from www.cafepress.com/pandyland
Now, a portion of our meager profits will be donated to Pandas International (no, really, you can ask them!) to support real, actual pandas! After all, our cartoon ceases to be funny if pandas go extinct! So, you can skin 2 cats with one purchase, aiding real pandas and declaring your fed-up-ed-ness with politics as usual. Buy stuff with pandas at Cafe Press Pandyland. Pandas everywhere will appreciate it.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
I don’t think a panda will throw his bamboo anywhere….now, maybe his doodlebugs…I can imagine that.
Well, he was probably going to get his bamboo back while no one was looking!
I don’t think a panda will throw his bamboo anywhere….now, maybe his doodlebugs…I can imagine that.
Does Mehitabel know you used such a horrible expression as “skin . . . cats . . .”
(You are too funny!!!)
See above comment. (I’m hoping she doesn’t retaliate. Sometimes these things just slip past the censors.)
Does Mehitabel know you used such a horrible expression as “skin . . . cats . . .”
(You are too funny!!!)
See above comment. (I’m hoping she doesn’t retaliate. Sometimes these things just slip past the censors.)
“skin 2 cats with one purchase”?
Mehitabel follows this blog, you know.
Well, now she knows about it, since you mentioned it. She is not speaking to me, but I have the cat food, so she will have to cave eventually.
I would definitely vote for a Panda over the chuckleheads running for office these days… will Bob have to file any special forms to get on the ballot? Does he need a Super PAC? Can he get the Colbert Report to throw their weight behind this third party from left field?
Speaking of running for President, I thought you might also be interested in my new ebook, Rebels of the 512, which skewers Texas Governor Rick Perry’s ill-fated attempt. You can use coupon code AS49Y to download a free copy until this Sunday (Feb 12) overe here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/129672
Would love to get the Panda Perspective!
I will try to get around to downloading your book, although I hesitate to allow the words “Rick Perry” to defile my computer! Oh god, I just did!!! As to your questions, the panda kindergarten has formed a Super Panda PAC to funnel money to Bob’s campaign. We try not to ask too many questions on WHERE this money is coming from, but we fear that scandal is just around the corner. Actually, Bob would love it if the Colbert report would throw their weight behind him, and he would like to appear on the Daily Show. (Bob is a big fan of Jon Stewart)
Thanks for visiting us at The Panda Chronicles. It will be a busy year, what with the election and the summer Panda Olympics.
Be the Bear!
I would definitely vote for a Panda over the chuckleheads running for office these days… will Bob have to file any special forms to get on the ballot? Does he need a Super PAC? Can he get the Colbert Report to throw their weight behind this third party from left field?
Speaking of running for President, I thought you might also be interested in my new ebook, Rebels of the 512, which skewers Texas Governor Rick Perry’s ill-fated attempt. You can use coupon code AS49Y to download a free copy until this Sunday (Feb 12) overe here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/129672
Would love to get the Panda Perspective!
I will try to get around to downloading your book, although I hesitate to allow the words “Rick Perry” to defile my computer! Oh god, I just did!!! As to your questions, the panda kindergarten has formed a Super Panda PAC to funnel money to Bob’s campaign. We try not to ask too many questions on WHERE this money is coming from, but we fear that scandal is just around the corner. Actually, Bob would love it if the Colbert report would throw their weight behind him, and he would like to appear on the Daily Show. (Bob is a big fan of Jon Stewart)
Thanks for visiting us at The Panda Chronicles. It will be a busy year, what with the election and the summer Panda Olympics.
Be the Bear!
I know… which is why I changed his name to “Nick Harry” in my book. 😉
Good idea… keeps the lawyers from getting ALL the money.
I know… which is why I changed his name to “Nick Harry” in my book. 😉
Good idea… keeps the lawyers from getting ALL the money.