This just in!
Noo s**t has come to light!

I know you were all waiting to hear what PPJ’s cunning plan was, but we just had to deal with this SHOCKING Nooz story!!! We are a Nooz show, after all!
And yes, someone DID have the bad taste to dress up as a panda and then commit a crime!
Be the Bear
Bob T there should be a law against impersonating pandas Panda