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31 Days of Pandas: Day 19/ Pinky in Wonderland Episode 26

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Oh my! We are already halfway through 31 Days of Pandas! (in other venues, they may be holding 31 Days of Indictments, but I don’t really know what the exact numbers are.) All I know is, I have been keeping up with the extra ‘toons each week (did you notice?) I’m happy to say that I have the last few ‘toons for this year done and ready to scan.

I want to thank all of you who show up each week to read these ‘toons, comment, and especially those who are able to drop a little in the collection plate every now and then. I appreciate that more than I can say. But whether you have the means to assist me in my panda satire or not, you are all welcome here in Pandyland.

But I’m not the only one around here who craves attention!

The whole truth and nothing but, so help me, Pinky!

Panda on!
Bob T not-that-Bob Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 18/Pinky in Wonderland Episode 25

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Ruh Roh.

Is Pinky going on trial? And who is that judge? I thought he was eaten by BEARS!!!!!

HERE COMES DA JUDGE!

PANDA ON
BOB T Who-will-get-indicted-today PANDA

31 Days of Pandas: Day 17/Pinky in Wonderland Episode 24

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Will we manage to finish Pinky’s adventures before the end of the year? Things are really coming to a head now, what with all the members of Mittens’ family about to be indicted…oh…wait…that is a different adventure. My bad!

Let’s tune in to the story that has much more credibility than anything Mittens might say!

Is that turtle Too Much McConnell? Who needs a mallet to the butt more than he does?

Panda On
Bob Not-Individual-1 T Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 16/ June Year in Review

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Just think, in only six months, we will be heading for the longest day of the year, instead of the longest night. Will Mittens still be living in the White House with his crime syndicate family? Will Pinky stage a hostile takeover? Will Bubba figure out how to lock his door so that Pinky won’t barge in? Stay tuned!

We can’t tell you what will happen next year, but we can tell you what happened last year!

reality

Do we HAVE to go?

Things are about as real as they can get.

Move over Ping! I’m coming in too!

news

Pinky: i keep telling ebbryone you should have voted for me!

Pinky: “if i want you to have an opinion, i’ll give it to you!”

I can’t believe I started Pinky in Wonderland way back in June!

wonderland

Curiouser and curiouser…

wonderland

Pinky: mommee is making jokes again!

Was that Mr. Bun????

Sometimes being spontunerous can get you in over your head, Pinky!

Don’t forget to tune in Monday for Episode 24 of Pinky in Wonderland. If you have just arrived here, go back to this post and this post to get all caught up with our story!

Panda On!
Bob T panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 15/ Beware The Ides of Pandas

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There’s a fun game going around on Twidder this evening, that we are calling I’d LOVE to be White House Chief of Staff but… To play, you come up with a reason you can’t be WH CoS. Extra points for extreme trivialness and frivolity.

Let’s play, shall we?

I’d love to be White House Chief of Staff, but I have to arrange my garbage alphabetically.
I’d love to be White House Chief of Staff, but I need to turn my toothbrushes counterclockwise every 15 minutes.
I’d love to be White House Chief of Staff, but I seem to have eaten something that doesn’t agree with me.
I’d love to be White House Chief of Staff, but I have to rearrange my sock drawer.

Add your reason for not not being able to be WH Chief of Staff to the comments!

And now, for the Year in Review; May Edition!

You knew this story would end like this.

Well, she DID bring it back, and really, it should have been hers anyway.

This was one of my favorite little series of the year, and yes, I have really done this, although maybe not the part about the World Cookie Balancing Competition circuit…

Did I mention I broke the world record in cookie balancing?

There are rules here!

The roar of the crowd, the smell of a freshly baked cookie…

And how are Yip and Jip adjusting to Calgary?

pandas

“i din’t know we has to use forks!”

“I’ll have one of these, and one of these, and one of these, and one of…”

The Mommee Security Agency is always watching

What a happy day, when Six and Sebben got their new Panda Scout uniforms!

Cuteness abounds!

Panda on!
Bob I’m-too-busy-to-be-the-White-House-Cheif-of-Staff T Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 14/Don’t be an April Fool!

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Yes, it’s Fabulously Furry Friday, once again and being in the middle of 31 Days of Pandas only makes it more FABULOUS! Oh, what a year it’s been, but now the doors of your Indictment Advent Calendar are springing open faster than we can keep up! Who will be the next to sing a song of woe and treason?

Only the “Bob” knows for sure!

April Fools Day has always been my favorite holiday. I know I already ran this one, but I thought, given the latest indictments, it was worth repeating.

I loved this story line, because Bubba got to be the star (at least till Pinky showed up.)

long goodbye

The Long Goodbye, or “Toronto Farewell”

our story

Mommee pandas have laser vision. Don’t even think you can hide, Bubba.

There’s always time for another cupcake!!!

So THAT’S how Pinky got there so quickly!

I wonder what this button over here does….AAAAAHHHHHHHH!

I’m pretty sure Pinky got everyone home safely, because you know what else happens in April…

Tax

The only sure things are Pandas and taxes.

The year’s insanity also included some inanity. 

truth

Foxxy “News” lies like a rug.

truth

Pandas COULD bite your head off if they really wanted to.

When the truth is found…
to beeee lies….

Let’s keep Pandaing on, shall we?
Bob T Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 13/ Pinky in Wonderland Episode 23

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Oh no! Friday the 13th falls on a Thursday this month! This is bound to be bad news for Pinky (and hopefully for Crooked Donnie)! Join us for the next episode of…

…Pinky in Wonderland! Of course the Notorious Babette de Panda would star in the role of The Red Queen! (Her coat is red, okay? Work with me on this.)

Off with her head!

Ho Ho Ho
Bob what are you gonna get me T Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 12/ Pinky in Wonderland: Episode 22

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Do we want to stop in the real world news before we head off to Wonderland? Nah, I didn’t think so, but really, you KNOW what I want for Christmas. Maybe for Congress to act like they remember what is in the Constitution, and not just what keeps them in power?

Okay, okay…I can’t take too much reality today! Let’s get on with the next episode of Pinky in Wonderland!

Why look! Eet ees Bebe Maurice!

Only 12 more shopping days to get Pinky something nice!
Bob T Panda

Hey kids! if there are any readers of the Panda Chronicles who live on Whidbey Island, and don’t know about the FREE Art Classes for kids 8-13 presented by the Whidbey Island Arts Council, Do check out these classes, including one taught by yours truly, on making cartoons! Making cartoons can be great fun, and you don’t even need to be a great artist to do that! (Wait, you mean I DIDN’T need 7 years of art school to do this?) Lots of other fun classes too!

2018 art classes for kids are free and all materials are provided!

31 Days of Pandas: Day 11/ Pinky in Wonderland Episode 21

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WE are back! Continuing with our Pinky adventure story, Pinky in Wonderland, today, Pinky eats some questionable mushrooms. One side makes you larger, and one side makes you small….

Wonder no more about what happens next!

When we were very, very small…

Pandy Claus is coming to town!
Bob T Panda