Category Archives: Bears behaving badly

Fake Bear Fraud: An Exposé

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I’m not sure how many people shared the story with me, of a bunch of guys who thought maybe they’d lever a bunch of money out of their insurance companies, but there were several of you who shared this delightful story about a bunch of greedy, clueless morons. Were they republicans? Was any of them named Don Jr.? Who knows! Just asking questions!

“Hey guys, look at this bear suit I found! I have a great idea!”

Take advice from Frank and Mikey! First, get rid of (or eat) the evidence. Then when you get caught, say it wasn’t you!

A reminder to all fans of panda satire: as I am preparing for a painting show, my time is limited, so from now until August (or so) I’ll only have time to do one new ‘toon a week, (usually on Tuesday) and then for my Thursday post, it will be a round up of relevant ‘toons from the archives. Fun to revisit, and a chance for new readers to acquaint themselves with the cast of characters.

Be the Bear!
Bob T don’t get caught Panda

More From The Kit Kat Katastrophe!!!

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Italy is so lovely this time of year…the fields are turning green, the tourists are not yet annoying, the alluring aromas wafting across the countryside: florals, budding grape vines, Kit Kats….wait…what?

Our story continues…

Could these Kit Kats be headed for Katastrophe????

We’ll find out, I guess…

Be the Bear
Bob T I sure could go for a Kit Kat Panda

Yes, the situation is dire, no thanks to Mittens and his henchpersons. I hope the view of Mikey’s butt will cheer you up.

Give me a break, give me a break…

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I have often said I can’t remember anything short term any more because my brain is full of lyrics to Beatles’ songs and TV commercial jingles. So, of course all I can think about now is Kit Kat Bars.

Who would have guessed that Frank and Mikey would be involved?

Things are getting extremely nutty and scary in the real world. Hang in there, every one. (coming soon! Four and Five’s official Panda Chronicles outfits!)

Be the Bear
Bob T I really hope we get out of this mess Panda

No Room For Bears

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Of course, when I say “no room for bears,” I don’t mean here at Panda Satire headquarters. Oh no! I mean that homeowner down in California who objected to an adorable little 500 pound bear moving in under his house.

Here, with the NooZ, is Mehitabel…

There’s a lot going on in the world right now. I thought we might need Frank and Mikey to make us feel better.

Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda

More Bears In the NooZ!

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While we should not forget the violence and criminal behavior on the part of Mittens supporters of January 6th 5 years ago, we do need to reward ourselves for surviving through it with the ongoing antics of Frank and Mikey, our favorite bears!

Of course, there is always the possibility that we won’t survive the present clusterfuck, but at least we’ll go down laughing and thinking of Stephen Miller being chased by bears! Wouldn’t that be special?

and because it is the 5th anniversary of January 6th…

If we don’t stand for justice, we stand for nothing.

Thank you for bearing with me (get it? bearing?hee hee)

Be the BEAR!
Bob T I’m a laugh a minute Panda

Who Cut The Cheese?

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I can always count on my faithful panda community to alert me to important stories (especially about bears behaving badly!) but sometimes the NooZ comes via other sources like Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, or The Stephen Colbert show.

This little NooZ story came from both of them and so the booking team at ZooNooZ arranged for an interview with this newfound celebrity!

WE love the cheesiest jokes!

Be the Bear,
Bob T it wasn’t me Panda

A Bear Walks Into a Zoo…

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While there now appear to be many A.I. generated videos of bears doing naughty things in places they don’t belong, (FAKE NOOZ! FAKE NOOZ!!!!) this was a real story as reported by some semi reputable noon source.

Of course, ZooNooZ sent their ace Bear-a-spondants to get the in depth story!

So here is a little mystery, which I think has been solved. While I was away on my trip that the republicans partly ruined by closing access to Binky Li and QB shutting down the government, visits to The Panda Chronicles went way up. Like a lot. Where I usually get between 40 and 100+/- visits a day, I was getting 400 or more, and a couple days over 1000 visits.

As this has resulted in absolutely no new subscriptions, I can only conclude that I was being swarmed by bots and not a newfound horde of panda satire enthusiasts. If, indeed, you are a newcomer to panda satire, please comment! Visits seem to be back down to normalish levels now, but who knows? I get a lot of spam comments from Russian bots (which is the reason all comments must be approved before I post them) so maybe they invited their friends.

Be the Bear
Bob T it’s nice to visit other bears Panda

You’re Out of the Woods, You’re Out of the Dark, You’re Out of the Night…OOPS…My Bad…Never Mind

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Well, things could be worse, I guess.

We’re not lost, we’re just…um…unlocated.

Be the Bear
Bob T I can’t wait to see what happens next Panda

Frank and Mikey’s Big Adventure Part 5

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It seems like we should be way further along than part 5 of this adventure, but maybe that is because every day seems like it is lasting about 2 years. I wish escaping Mitten’s 2nd Reign of Terror was as easy as driving away with a couple of bears, but alas, we are stuck here for the duration or whatever is coming next.

So, without further ado (about nothing) let’s hop in the backseat with Ping as Frank and Mikey continue on their journey to hang out with their friends at the Falls, for the Fat Bear Festival.

Don’t drive like my brother!

Be the Bear
Bob T is lost in the woods Panda