For the mathematically challenged among us, why can’t we have a day for PIE? In fact why can’t we have pie every day? Pandas do not live by cake alone. They must also have pie!
What kind of pie will YOU have today?
Be the Bear!
Bob T I’ll have a cherry pie Panda
As you know, my birthday season has started! One of my early memories is how all the other cubs got parties for their birthdays, but because my birthday fell in the beginning of other holiday seasons. somehow I never did. This obviously had long lasting repercussions in the instituting of the Birthday Season!
Remember, your Birthday Season lasts one day for each year old you are! Hey, I don’t make the rules here!…(oh…wait a minute…yes I do!)
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
We are in the tail end of September (How the heck did THAT happen????) which means that it’s almost October, and you know what that means! It’s almost time for our annual rebroadcast of The Wizard of Wu!!! Once upon a time, a long looooong time ago (when there were only 3 major networks to choose from!!!!) The Wizard of Oz was rebroadcast every year right around Halloween.
This was so long ago, that when I first started watching this movie, we only had a black and white TV, so even when they got to Oz, it was still all in black and white. Eventually we got a color TV and I was so excited to watch the annual encore presentation of The Wizard of Oz, because IT WAS GOING TO BE IN LIVING COLOR!!!! Imagine my surprise, when the first and last part WERE STILL IN BLACK AND WHITE!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I guess only Oz gets to be in color. Any of you who live in Kansas…is it still that way?
No matter…we just need to kill a little time until next Sunday when The Wizard of Wu will come to you in several parts, followed by A Halloween Carol (starring PINKY!!!!)
A quick note about Fezbook: as you all know, on Fezbook, I am Bob T Panda, a claim I can not actually substantiate with any actual documentation. Should the powers that be ever find me out, or if I lose my account to some foul hacker, I will not be able to get my account back without revealing my true identity. I do not want to do this, since the powers that be have proved themselves to be soulless cretins who sell our private data to the highest bidder and allow actual trumpsters and fascists to spread misinformation and hateful rhetoric. If I should lose my account, I will not go back. You can always find me here or over on Twidder @pandachronicle
Stay tuned and have some frosting!
Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda
More than one person has desperately implored me to make sure Mister Poppee arrives in time for Bikkie’s birthday party!
Geez, I can’t believe she’s gonna make us wait until Tuesday to find out who is knocking at the door! I mean, it could be the UPS driver or mebbee the Zoo Director…or…
Be the bear
Bob T Panda
Note: there will be highlights from Bikkie’s first year in the Sunday chronicles to tide you over until Tuesday’s ‘toon! Hey! Stop throwing stuff!
Consider this a placeholder till I am in the right place with the right ‘toon for today! In the meantime, it is the Meihem’s birthday! Yes! Today (even though it was already tomorrow in China where the real Meihems have had their cake, slugged down a few bootinis and told some scandalous jokes at Pinky’s expense.
There must be cake!
Bob T Panda
You might think that someone who has worked in her home studio for over 30 years would be able to remember what day it is, but I am having a hard time with that. Yes, I work in my studio every day, but there are regular activities that I engage in, and as most of those aren’t happening, it gets kind of hard to figure out what day it is.
Fortunately, the Whidbey Island Organic Farm School has started up production, even if their students are not able to be there yet. If you are on Whidbey Island, you’ll know we have a wealth of small organic farms growing wonderful food. Since the farmers markets won’t be opening any time soon, if at all, sales opportunities (i.e. how they actually make enough money to keep going) are extremely limited. If you can, check with your favorite farmer where ever you live, and see if you can get a CSA share. It will keep the farmers working, and you’ll get fresh vegetables that actually taste like something, other than vaguely green.
Keeping you safe from evil cuppycakes….
All salute the sacred cuppycake!
What makes a panda run? Cuppycakes, of course!!!!
Legalize cake today! Prevent illicit cuppycake activities.
Inspector Panda says, “Know the signs of cuppycake dependency”
Can you calibrate the cuppycake?
I have extra frosting!
If I have but one life to live, let me give it for a cuppycake.
I have about 45 more sets of Washi Tape available at $20 for a set of 4 rolls of 4 different designs. If you have a pending felty panda order (Either through Kickstarter or from this website) and would like to add a set, I can add them to your order with no additional shipping costs. See the Buy Stuff with Pandas page for ordering information. If you are trying to figure out what Washi Tape is and what you can do with it, this site is a good place to start!
Here is a picture of the actual tape! Tape is about 1.25″ wide and a roll is 10 meters of tape.
Wands up, everyone! It’s getting pretty scary out there.
Panda On!
Bob T panda
Not only is today the next to last day of my Put a Panda on it 3.0 Kickstarter project, it is also, the 6th birthday of the Meihems! Huzzah! Let there be cake!
The first appearance of the twinkies on The Panda Chronicles
Huzzah! a guest appearance by little Po!
Sweet dreams, little bears!
Time to call in …Inspector panda!
I love a good art forgery, don’t you?
There must be cake!
Just another reminder! If you haven’t already visited our Put a Panda on it 3.0 (Mr. Wu edition!!!) it’s not too late!
Don’t believe EVERYTHING the panda kindergarten says!
Be the bear!
Bob T panda
For those of you on the east coast, you are probably wondering where your pandas are….um…I’m pretty sure they are around here somewhere…and while we are on the subject of bears and cuppycakes…(see Wednesday’s shocking expose)
another cartoon inspired by real news! (and cuppycakes!)
Thanks again to Henry Nicholls for alerting me to this story
All salute the sacred cuppycake!
What makes a panda run? Cuppycakes, of course!!!!
Inspector Panda says, “Know the signs of cuppycake dependency”
Can you calibrate the cuppycake?
I have extra frosting!
If I have but one life to live, let me give it for a cuppycake.
Panda On through the fall of the western empire….
Bob T #Resist Panda
Because who wouldn’t want more cake or in this case, more cartoons about cake and cuppycakes? I can’t think of any self respecting panda who wouldn’t be saying more cake! more frosting! under similar circumstances.
There must be cake!
Can you calibrate the cuppycake?
Princess Pinky says, she is thankful for cuppycakes and da panda kindygarten and her magical wand!
Inspector Panda says, “Know the signs of cuppycake dependency”
Legalize cake today! Prevent illicit cuppycake activities.
Escape! Come with me, little cake, so we can be alone together.
“Madame Babette sees all!: I see cake in my…er…your future!”
Panda On!
Bob T Panda
Whew! It’s been a busy birthday season here at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire! It is entirely possible that we’ve had about as many cuppycakes as we can stand (NO! There can NEVER be too many cuppycakes!) So, for this Fabulous Furry Friday we celebrate…
Cuppycakes in art!
let there be cake!
Oh come on…hasn’t that ever happened to you? One minute there are two dozen cuppycakes just sitting there, and the next minute they’re gone?
another cartoon inspired by real news!
Thanks again to Henry Nicholls for alerting me to this story
I have extra frosting!
can’t I have just one more cuppycake?
Well, that was fun! And when I searched for ‘toons about “cake” I found so many that we might have to do this again next week! So until then, remember to:
Stand on your cake
Defend your cake against mommee
Try not to get frosting on your fur.
Panda on and tune in for the next episode of Being Endangered is SUCH a Curse! It’s getting really exciting, huh? Until then, here is a video of a bear playing the piano!
Bob T Panda