You can lead a horse to water, or as Dorothy Parker once said, You can lead a…oh well, um…never mind about that. Bob has decided to hold some cultural events for the panda kindergarten, in hopes of civilizing them a bit.
Ha ha.
The cake abides….
I will…be…the cake. I love poetry, don’t you?
Be the …cake!
Bob T. Panda
It is a sad, but true fact, that this cartoon feature once belonged to Mehitabel. Oh, she’d occasionally allow another cat, or maybe a bunny to appear, but mostly, it was all about her. The one day a panda showed up, and then another, and then yet one more. Finally the panda kindergarten came on the scene and it hasn’t been the same since, for poor, poor, Mehitabel.
What’s a cat to do? Pass the cake, please.
Happy panda birthday season! Huzzah!
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda
What with all the attention Princess Pinky has been getting in this cartoon, the Atlanta Twinkies feel they have been slighted. get in line behind Mr. Wu, fellas. You ain’t seen nothing yet.
Today, however, is Pinky-less. apologies to her fans.
Huzzah! a guest appearance by little Po!
Me me me! Gimmeee!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Saint Pandy’s Day may be over for another year, and we ate way too many green frosted cuppycakes (what WAS in those things, anyway?) but another holiday celebrating sugar filled snacks is on it’s way soon. Get ready for a visit from…
The Easter Panda!
What’s Black and White and carries cuppycakes in a basket?
And speaking of sugary treats, book 2 of The Panda Chronicles : Wheel…of…Pandas! is getting ready to be unleashed on an unsuspecting public. Stay tuned for a special discount for newsletter subscribers!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
Just in case you were wondering, here at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire, we really hate Monday mornings. Why? because we have to get out of our nice cozy den and go to work. Not to mention that it is 40 degrees and raining. On the other hand, we get to bring you the latest in Panda Satire, so it’s not all bad.
One of Bob’s most endearing qualities is his willingness to believe in the inherent goodness of the panda kindergarten.
Later this week we may have some extraordinary panda history news for you. I’m not going to tell you what it is, but if you know the connection between a New York dress designer, the Brookfield Zoo, and Taxis, you may have a clue to the subject of this news flash.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Just in case you were wondering, here at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire, we really hate Monday mornings. Why? because we have to get out of our nice cozy den and go to work. Not to mention that it is 40 degrees and raining. On the other hand, we get to bring you the latest in Panda Satire, so it’s not all bad.
One of Bob’s most endearing qualities is his willingness to believe in the inherent goodness of the panda kindergarten.
Later this week we may have some extraordinary panda history news for you. I’m not going to tell you what it is, but if you know the connection between a New York dress designer, the Brookfield Zoo, and Taxis, you may have a clue to the subject of this news flash.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Around here we have a saying: “I just HATE my boss! she’s so MEAN!….oh wait, I’m self employed.” So no one busts my chops about not getting work done on time like I do. Glad you all are a little more lenient….um you are, aren’t you? No matter!
So today I have 2 (that’s TWO) cartoons for your panda enjoyment. I also am pleased to say I had several more ideas as I sat drawing these cartoons. Huzzah!
And I bet you are happy to see that Little Mr. Wu is safe and sound!
It’s a little funny to have an actual panda as a character in The Panda Chronicles, as many who follow pandas will worry if I let him get in too much trouble with the panda kindergarten, or be concerned for his safety. Rest assured, I would NEVER let anything happen to his cute Wu self.
Will Bob ever learn NOT to turn his back on the panda kindergarten? No, we didn’t think so, either.
Well, one more day in our 31 Days of Pandas special December Panda Party! Starting in January, we will attempt to publish on an actual schedule. After all, I need to get back to my preparations to publish Book 2 of the Panda Chronicles! It will be even more jam packed with pandas, cuppycakes, and general panda kindergarten mayhem. And yes Babette, you will be prominently featured in MANY cartoons. Now will you quit calling me and leaving..um…”messages” on my voice mail?
There is still another day and a half to take advantage of my $2 off offer on The Panda Chronicle Book 1:Your Brain on Pandas ordering from my create space e- store using this code:
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Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Join Inspector Panda as he investigates The case of the disappearing cake! Can the panda kindergarten be rehabilitated?
THIS is a case for Inspector Panda!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
ILLICIT cuppycake distribution is happening on the street? If young pandas can’t get cake at home, who knows where they will turn!
Legalize cake today! Prevent illicit cuppycake activities.
:o)
Be the Bear!
Bob T. “I am not ashamed of my cake love” Panda
Hocus Pocus! A flying cake!
Watch as the Great Pandisto levitates a cake! Nothing up his sleeve!
And a big Pandy thank you for all the new followers here at The Panda Chronicles! We have passed 47,000 page views and we are within the realms of possibilities to reach 50,000 by December 31st. Is it wierd? yes, but it’s a really cheap Christmas present for the panda kindergarten!
Did you know you can follow the bears on twitter? Look for us on Twitter!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda