Category Archives: Fractured Fables

What? A New Character?

Our new character probably needs a little introduction. Last year I was messing around making felty pandas, and I made one that kind of looked like a nun (wearing pink!) I knew it couldn’t be Pinky, so I decided her name was Sister Mary Fluffy (calling her by her initials may get your mouth washed out with soap!) I also decided that she needed to go to a home that was more…um…fitting of her status than my home, so I sent her off to live in Virginia with the spiritual advisor to the Panda Chronicles.

I had hoped that she would lead a quiet contemplative life, but if you are a follower of either #TheBearchelorette or #BearchelorInParadise on the Twidders, you might have bumped into Sister M.F. (see? what did I tell you?) mixing drinks down at the bar. She has also been a regular player in a little behind the scenes Panda Improv!

But let’s introduce her, and find out more about the good Sister…

“Can I put a little something in my cocoa?”

Stay ‘tooned! More to come next week!

Don’t forget to ‘toon in on Sunday, when we have the concluding installment of A Halloween Carol, as well as some of our favorite Halloween ‘toons!

Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda

The Bears of the Baskervilles part 3

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We are predicted to get a very wild windstorm later on Sunday night, as I write this, so I thought I would get this scheduled so certain people aren’t left hanging! (you know who you are!) Who could this mysterious visitor be?

Well, if you already knew, it wouldn’t be mysterious, would it?

Whoever could this be, and what connection do they have to someone at the Panda House? ‘Toon in again to find out!

Be the Bear
Bob T Panda

Halloween is Almost Upon Us, and So….

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It’s time for our second favorite halloween tale (after The Wizard of Wu, naturally) A Halloween Carol! Part 1 will be this week, with the exciting conclusion next week on Halloween proper, here in the US of A. Of course much scarier things are happening in the halls of power, but maybe we can have permission to forget them for just a little bit, while we enjoy this Encore Presentation of…

A Halloween Carol (part 1)

Mr Wu makes a very cute ghost, don’t you think?

‘Toon in next Sunday for the conclusion of A Halloween Carol! Bwahahahahahahaha!

Be the Bear!
Bob the ‘T’ stands for Trick or Treat Panda

The Bears of the Baskervilles Continues!

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Boy there’s a lot going on! Rumors of a sting operation in Maryland…no, not THAT one! The one where they are planning to use more zebras to lure the remaining escaped zebras back to captivity, Another valiant red panda escapes to join the Red Panda Liberation Front, this time at the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle (the scene of another daring escape attempt a few years ago by brave red panda girls)

But I have a story to tell! Would I tell you what was going to happen if I knew? Hmmm…

Fortunately, I have no idea where this story is going!

Luckily for all concerned, Six and Sebben are not in this story…or *ARE* they?

This is SO exciting!!!!

Don’t forget to ‘toon in Sunday for the first part of another Panda Chronicles Halloween Classic Encore Presentation, the first part of A Halloween Carol! This was Bubba’s first starring role! Okay, Pinky was kind of a star too!

Well, till then, REMEMBER TO VOTE IN YOUR LOCAL/STATE ELECTIONS, ‘toon in to The Panda Chronicles, and Buy Stuff With Pandas!

Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda

Part 3 of The Wizard of Wu!

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Here we are again, while we try not to gnash our teeth as we read of the idiocy of various state governments outlawing private businesses from having vaccine or mask mandates, or forbidding of teaching any history does not center white men as paragons of virtue. I have worn out the “WTF” keys and the “FFS” keys on my keyboard.

But we have the next installment of The Wizard of Wu’s encore presentation to share with you, so, let’s unclench our jaws, have a bootini and some poppy corn and enjoy the show!

Sigh….

Xiao Liwu gets a bath — Are you SURE you weren’t in an earlier scene?

Wizard of Oz spoof — But we’ve come such a long way already….Bwahahaha!

the wicked witch unleashes the flying monkeys — Ride you pandas! Ride!

The panda kindergarten captures Mr Wu — Evilness is one thing, but there must be snacks!

escape from the wicked witch — Well,lookee here! isn’t that….?

Return to the wizard — Don’t mess with Princess Pinky!

finale of wizard of wu — All well that ends well. Now let’s have some cuppycakes!!!

Well that wraps up our annual Halloween Season Encore Presentation of The Wizard of Wu! We hope you enjoyed it!

Be the bear, and tune in next week for more of our NEW story, The Bears of The Baskervilles, as well as what happened to Bob when he met up with the zebras!

Panda On!
Bob T Panda

A New Halloween Story Begins TODAY: The Bears of the Baskervilles! (Told by Pinky!)

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Yes, it’s time to tell a new story! I don’t really know what happens yet, since, as per usual, I am making it up as I go along! Fun!

Well, here we go….

Is this story too scary for grizzly bears?

Did I remember to mention….IT’S HERE!!!!!!!

Available from the evil empire! go go go!!!! Be the first on your block to get The Panda Chronicles Book 9: What Could Possibly go wrong?

Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda

It’s OctoBEAR!!!

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Fat Bear Week continues, but even more importantly, It’s OctoBEAR and that means Halloweenie! And as I previously mentioned, that means for the next couple of Sunday’s we will be having our annual special encore presentation of The Wizard of Wu!

So let’s get started, shall we?

Hang on to your hats, kids, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

I don’t think we’re in Pandiego any more, Binky….

What could be waiting outside? Where the heck ARE we, Binky?

Toon in next week for the next installment of The Wizard of Wu!

Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda

A Reminder for the Holiday Season

USPS has made plans to slow down deliveries…why? Because they can, also Louie De, so if you are planning to order pandas for the holidays, order early, so they can actually get to you on time. After last years debacle (at least one priority mail package mailed on December 7 did not arrive until January 10th-ish.) I would rather not mail any packages after December 1st. Right now I have a fairly relaxed production schedule, so unless it’s a big order, I can still get pandas done in a week or so.