Who would have guessed that bears could smell the soda WHILE IT WAS STILL IN THE CAN?
Also that they don’t like diet soda.
Alert readers clued me in to this story about a bear who mistook this woman’s Subearu for a soda machine!
It DEFINITELY was not Frank or Mikey (or Pookie!)
Be the Bear!
Bob T did we mention Tucker got fired Panda
So many bears! So much Nooz!
Be the Bear!
Bob T pass the jelly beans Panda
Oh my.
Oh My
OH MY EARS AND WHISKERS!!!!
Oh
My
Be the Bear
Bob T maybe if I hide under the sofa…Panda
This would be a good time to order Book 10 of the Panda Chronicles! Quick, before Josie catches up with me!
Surely you suspected something like this might happen!
It’s never a good thing in these ‘toons when anyone says “um…”
Be the Bear
Bob T buy my book Panda
PPJ has a plan! Oh boy! I’m sure it will be fine!
Be the Bear!
Bob T my book will be here soon! Panda
We have recently received reports of the arrest of one of the Jan 6 insurrectionists who was reported to have worn…I can’t believe I have to say this… a PANDA SUIT when he invaded the Capitol.
Do I have to remind you that pandas are peaceful and a force for good and would never, never, never support Mittens? Needless to say, ZooNooZ will be covering this shameful episode next week. Defamation suits are being considered.
Be the Bear
Bob T pandas would never do that Panda
BTW, I have a new thingie on my Substack Noozletter!
Did I mention there will be a new book SOON?
Was “Selfie Bear” on her way to Washington DC? I guess we’ll find out, won’t we?
Hi hi hi hi!
Be the Bear!
Bob TI JUST FOUND OUT THERE IS A BEAR CAM Panda
The Woodland Park Zoo Bear Cam shall henceforth be known as the Pookie Cam (at least, that is how it is labeled in my bookmarks.)
What reasonably attractive bear WOULDN’T want to take …um…400 selfies?
Could it be Josie? Could she be heading towards DC?
Be the Bear!
Bob T did I get my good side Panda
Fat Bear Week is so inspiring! Pass the cuppycakes. Hey, to each their own!
Be the Bear!
Bob T bear positive Panda
Once again, I must point out that we, the crack reporting team at ZooNooZ, had uncovered this story BEFORE the recent revelations of voter fraud broke out regarding that little trollop Holly stuffing the ballot box as if it were a garter belt at a backwoods bear stripper bar.
How many scandals can one bear?
Be the Bear
Bob T is scandal free Panda
Don’t forget to check out my Substack Noozletter. It’s the only place to read The Wizard of Wu this year! Part 2 is now available for your panda-ing pleasure!