Yes, it’s time to tell a new story! I don’t really know what happens yet, since, as per usual, I am making it up as I go along! Fun!
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Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
It’s Fat Bear Week up in Alaska! Grizzlies gather to galumph through streams, as salmon jump directly into their mouths. Just like in college basketball, there are charts showing which bears are in the running (I’m not sure how the competing teams are decided…different stream? I’ll have to do more research.)
There are rumors that even though they are not on the official match ups, Frank and Mikey are planning on a surprise late entry! Other rumors of banned performance enhancing substances to promote unfair advantages, have been leveled against Frank and Mikey, which could explain why they are not in the official line up.
Also, Mikey has let it be known that he doesn’t like fish.
This would be a good time to order your own Frank and Mikey!
Order in the usual fashion:
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Bob T Panda
I must sadly tell you that ONCE AGAIN I was not awarded a MacArthur Foundation Genius Grant for Panda Satire. Announcement day has left me a sad panda (but you get to see my favorite cartoon!)
Also, today is National Voter Registration Day. If you are not registered to vote, what are you waiting for? By not using your voice, you allow others to speak for you and you might not like what they’re saying. Please register and please vote. Even in little pesky local elections like school board! You might not think those are important, but we are finding out that they are. Even here on (mostly) true blue South Whidbey, there is an ongoing attempt to replace smart, caring school board members with anti-vaxxing, anti-equality right wing authoritarians.
I’m gonna be voting, I’m going to remind my friends to vote. Don’t let Mittens rule from the rear!
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Bob T Panda
There is still time to order Halloween Pandas!
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Bob T Panda
Is anyone going to believe what Frank and Mikey saw?
As a special HUZZAH for Talk Like a Pirate Day, any felty orders between now and Saturday September 25 will get a bonus Mr. Wu the Pirate iron on patch! ARRRR!
Frank and Mikey want you to have it!
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Bob T Panda
Yes, Frank and Mikey are home from their Alaskan adventure, (Mei Xiang: wait a minute…what do you mean by HOME????) Six and Sebben are back in PandaLanta, and Bebe Maurice has returned to France to meet his petite zizzies and turn them into internationally renowned painting models!
You might be thinking: What could they possibly be unpacking?
Silly you! Their pajamas, of course! What! Do you think they sleep au natural???? We may be animals but we’re not SAVAGES!!!!
Till Thursday,
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
The Unveiling of Bebe Maurice’s masterpiece….
How did she get into the picture? Artists can see things other people can’t?
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Bob T Panda
Just a reminder, that in Pandyland, this is all taking place on the same day.
How about that! Bikkie got his wish!
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Bob T Panda
And there is yet more excitement yet to come on Thursday, when Bebe Maurice unveils his masterpiece!
Do you think Frank and Mikey will make it back in time?
Just whose car did they “borrow”
Stay tuned!
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Bob T Panda
Frank and Mikey bid a fond farewell to their Mom and siblings Scooter and Josie. I’m sure they had a wonderful time!
On this date in July of 1969, I was at music camp in Morgantown West Virginia. Over 100 campers gathered around the television in the lobby to watch this momentous event:
Or maybe something sort of like it.
Enjoy your day; get vaccinated, wear a mask, and stay safe! I can’t afford to lose any more fans of panda satire!
Be the Bear
Bob T Panda