Category Archives: Life in the Panda House

It’s 31 Days of Pandas EVE!!!

Before we fully dive into 31 Days of Pandas, we have a couple more episodes of Bears of the Baskervilles! I’m going to run them today (Tuesday) and then tomorrow (Day 1 of 31 Days of Pandas) and then we will go into our 31 Days of Pandas programming, while I figure out…um…I mean FINISH Bears of the Baskervilles. Then I will do a full recap of B of the B towards the end of the month, so it’s not too confusing as I cut in and out of other stories.

Because after 12 years of doing The Panda Chronicles, I have more than a couple holiday stories!

We have many new readers, and those who have been around for lots of this panda journey enjoy seeing them again!

So, here we go with episode 9 of …

Bears of the Baskervilles!!!!

I bet you knew that it was going to be Six and Sebben!

Be sure to ‘toon in tomorrow for ANOTHER episode, and day 1 of 31 Days of Pandas!

Bethe Bear!
Bob T Panda

It’s almost time for 31 Days of Pandas!

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That’s why everyone likes December, am I right? Daylight losing time means by the 21st it will be getting dark by 3:30, and the depths of darkness by 4. Sigh… at least after the Solstice, the days will start increasing in length! Huzzah!

While we wait for the pandas to prepare, here’s another story taking place in the Panda House! (With a little panda who may be there or not!)

I bet you want to see the finished Pawrtrait

Time to start getting ready for 31 Days of Pandas!

Be the bear!
Bob T Panda

Episode 7 is Sure to Be a Big Hit!

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I really think Bikkie will steal the show with today’s episode!

What do you think?

Hee hee! I could not resist! Everybody sing along!

Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda

A quick note: The PDX Wildlife auction starts on Sunday, the 14th (I think) I’ll post a link in Sunday’s post!

Our Story Continues!

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Why does Daylight Losing time make me so sleepy? Here’s the next episode while I take a nap! Okay. While I take another nap.

Let the singing and dancing begin!

The hills are alive!

Be the Bear
Bob T Panda

A New Halloween Story Begins TODAY: The Bears of the Baskervilles! (Told by Pinky!)

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Yes, it’s time to tell a new story! I don’t really know what happens yet, since, as per usual, I am making it up as I go along! Fun!

Well, here we go….

Is this story too scary for grizzly bears?

Did I remember to mention….IT’S HERE!!!!!!!

Available from the evil empire! go go go!!!! Be the first on your block to get The Panda Chronicles Book 9: What Could Possibly go wrong?

Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda

More Panda House Fun!

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My new book, The Panda Chronicles Book 9: What Could Possibly Go WRONG! is now under review, and I hope that it will be available later this week! This is exciting news, indeed!

But now, let’s stop in to the Panda House and see what’s happening…

Mommee Mei is stonewalling Mikey’s questions about you know who!

You can be sure I’ll let you know the instant the new book is available! Stay ‘tooned! And don’t forget to check out The Wizard of Wu, parts of which have run the last two Sundays. More to come this Sunday next!

till then,
Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda

Making Fat Bear Week Even Fatter!

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It’s Fat Bear Week up in Alaska! Grizzlies gather to galumph through streams, as salmon jump directly into their mouths. Just like in college basketball, there are charts showing which bears are in the running (I’m not sure how the competing teams are decided…different stream? I’ll have to do more research.)

There are rumors that even though they are not on the official match ups, Frank and Mikey are planning on a surprise late entry! Other rumors of banned performance enhancing substances to promote unfair advantages, have been leveled against Frank and Mikey, which could explain why they are not in the official line up.

Also, Mikey has let it be known that he doesn’t like fish.

Mikey: Bears like donuts, okay? I like donuts. Bears like donuts. Did I have too many donuts sometimes? You mean, was I cool? Heck yes I was cool. So MAYBE I had too many donuts once in a while.

This would be a good time to order your own Frank and Mikey!

Order in the usual fashion:

Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda

It’s Lesson Time at the Panda House!

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But before we get to that…

I must sadly tell you that ONCE AGAIN I was not awarded a MacArthur Foundation Genius Grant for Panda Satire. Announcement day has left me a sad panda (but you get to see my favorite cartoon!)

In 10 Years There Has Not Been One Grant Awarded in Panda Satire!!!!

Why IS there no MacArthur Fellowship for Panda Satire, anyway?

Also, today is National Voter Registration Day. If you are not registered to vote, what are you waiting for? By not using your voice, you allow others to speak for you and you might not like what they’re saying. Please register and please vote. Even in little pesky local elections like school board! You might not think those are important, but we are finding out that they are. Even here on (mostly) true blue South Whidbey, there is an ongoing attempt to replace smart, caring school board members with anti-vaxxing, anti-equality right wing authoritarians.

I’m gonna be voting, I’m going to remind my friends to vote. Don’t let Mittens rule from the rear!

And Here’s Today’s ‘Toon!

Bikkie is still showing how smart he is!

Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda

I Think They Need a Bigger Kitchen Table in the Panda House

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There is a lot of evade the question going on here.

There is still time to order Halloween Pandas!

Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda

There is definitely something odd going on here

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Is anyone going to believe what Frank and Mikey saw?

Did I mention this Sunday (September 19th) is Talk Like a Pirate Day? What a fun reason to re-run Mr. Wu’s Pirate adventure.

As a special HUZZAH for Talk Like a Pirate Day, any felty orders between now and Saturday September 25 will get a bonus Mr. Wu the Pirate iron on patch! ARRRR!

Frank and Mikey want you to have it!

Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda