Ever since I discovered that Mei Xiang and Lun Lun were half sisters, it opened up all sorts of story lines in the pandasphere. I know Aunty Mei loves her little nieces to death, bless their hearts!
If, like me, you are avoiding all mention of the debt ceiling hoo haa, there is no better distraction than pandas! Turn on the Panda Cam for the 245 hour a day loop!
Be the Bear
BobT the GQP are morons Panda
Surely there is more room in the Panda House
Be the Bear
Bob T is not watching Mittens Town Hall Panda
So as I recall, PPJ showed up, poofed Frank, Mikey, Bikkie, and Pookie into a hot air balloon and off they went. Meanwhile, Josie finally found her way from Alaska to the Panda House at the National Zoo.
Okay! you are caught up.
Meanwhile, Friend to Bears Lucilla suggested that a gathering of pandas to say farewell to Ya Ya as she returns to China would be a fun thing. I immediately pounced (like a cat!) on this as a way to wrap up a story that seemed (like a hot air balloon) to be drifting aimlessly on the breeze.
Maybe don’t stand right under the balloon?
Be the Bear!
Bob T I bet somebody is gonna get grounded Panda
I’m sorry to leave the bears upon in the air, but there has been so much going on! I hope this will fill in a narrative gap or two. (While I figure out what is going to happen next, and take care of a few other things!)
Bears will be bears!
Be the Bear
Bob T bears behaving badly Panda
BTW I have a new rant on Substack this week! Check it out!
Oh my.
Oh My
OH MY EARS AND WHISKERS!!!!
Oh
My
Be the Bear
Bob T maybe if I hide under the sofa…Panda
This would be a good time to order Book 10 of the Panda Chronicles! Quick, before Josie catches up with me!
PPJ has a plan! Oh boy! I’m sure it will be fine!
Be the Bear!
Bob T my book will be here soon! Panda
We have recently received reports of the arrest of one of the Jan 6 insurrectionists who was reported to have worn…I can’t believe I have to say this… a PANDA SUIT when he invaded the Capitol.
Do I have to remind you that pandas are peaceful and a force for good and would never, never, never support Mittens? Needless to say, ZooNooZ will be covering this shameful episode next week. Defamation suits are being considered.
Be the Bear
Bob T pandas would never do that Panda
BTW, I have a new thingie on my Substack Noozletter!
Did I mention there will be a new book SOON?
It was nice of whoever is continuing to float UFOs around the sky so that my ‘toon series would be relevant. Was this a spy balloon, or just a wayward panda cubby?
Hee Hee!
Be the Bear
Bob T I told you nothing bad would happen Panda
Well, it COULD have happened like this.
Uh oh…stay ‘tooned…
Be the Bear
Bob T close encounters of the Bikkie kind Panda
I have a new post over on Substack! Check it out!
It was inevitable that it would come to this…
I could have a cookie!
I mean…what with them finding classified documents at just about every former official’s house, it was only a matter of time before they came looking for what Pinky might have! I’m sure they will be taken in by her “innocent Pinky” look!
Be the Bear!
Bob T don’t look in my closet Panda