One of the downsides of trying to pass myself off as a writer, is that now I feel obligated to go back into my posts and correct nit picky stuff like punctuation, spelling and capitalization.
Sigh.
I am just a simple cartoon panda, trying to make my way in the world. Does punctuation matter?
so what’s the big deal…
…about punctuation?
My apologies to the very funny writer, Lynn Truss.
Have a fabulous, furry weekend!
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda
One of the most fun things about panda satire is the ability to make fun of things that, quite frankly, aren’t very funny. Also, you can “imply” things about non-panda related events by portraying it as pandas doing stuff. Just what am I implying here? I’m not telling!
Scandal in our nation’s capitol? I’m shocked!
“It was dark….there were men in masks….”
Thanks for joining the pandas for launch week! If you can’t access the createspace e-store, you can still find The Panda Chronicles Book 2: Wheel…of…Pandas! on Amazon! Huzzah! I think this discount code only works on createspace:
CAY98R4U
One of the most fun things about panda satire is the ability to make fun of things that, quite frankly, aren’t very funny. Also, you can “imply” things about non-panda related events by portraying it as pandas doing stuff. Just what am I implying here? I’m not telling!
Scandal in our nation’s capitol? I’m shocked!
“It was dark….there were men in masks….”
Thanks for joining the pandas for launch week! If you can’t access the createspace e-store, you can still find The Panda Chronicles Book 2: Wheel…of…Pandas! on Amazon! Huzzah! I think this discount code only works on createspace:
CAY98R4U
As I noted yesterday, I am humbled and pleased by the wonderful reviews that some of YOU, panda satire fans extraordinaire, have shared on Amazon. I admit (like most authors, even those who aren’t pandas) to having a love /hate relationship with Amazon. I adore my local bookshop, Moonraker Books, in beautiful downtown Langley, and do 99% of my book buying there. But, Langley is a small town, and if I want to achieve WORLD PANDA SATIRE DOMINATION, not to mention encourage the MacArthur Foundation to add Panda Satire to their list of supported genres, well, we have to take our pandas on the road, as it were.
I hope you will add your voice to those who have already stepped up and said, “Yes! We love panda satire! Be the Bear! Where are the cuppycakes?” Thanks!
Also, I’ve been around and about on the Internet, this time writing a guest post for the fabulous blog, Cordelia Calls it Quits. I love Cordelia’s posts, which speak to my inner panda (also she has a thing for pandas as well, so, I was thrilled to be asked to write something for her. Check it out here!
And now, will Mehitabel escape from the panda kindergarten?
Run,kitty, run!
Don’t forget! It’s launch week here at The Panda Chronicles and you can still use this code
CAY98R4U
to get 20% off your book when you buy it from my e-store!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Yes, It is the day that you all have been waiting for…um, you have been waiting for this haven’t you? Well, we here at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire are so excited that we got frosting all over our faces when we tried to eat our breakfast cuppycakes….OK maybe that is too much information, but we wanted you to know just how excited we were to bring you the next installment of our magnum opus of Panda Satire: The Panda Chronicles Book 2: Wheel… of …Pandas!
And because you, here at Panda Satire Central have been such loyal followers of our own brand of panda humor, you get a special discount available during Launch week, April 1 -7 2013! Just for coming here to read the latest in panda satire, you get 20% off the cover price by using this code CAY98R4U when you visit our createspace e-store!
Look out Mehitabel! here comes the panda kindergarten!
And because we want to save Mehitabel from the panda kindergarten, we are also extending this discount to The Panda Chronicles Book 1: Your Brain on Pandas (use the same discount code: CAY98R4U for launch week!) There is an easy link between the two pages, so you can get them both in the same order!
Save the Pandas! Collect the whole set.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Wheel…of …PANDAS! It’s HERE!!!!!!!!
For all those who are eagerly awaiting the arrival of The Panda Chronicles Book 1: Your Brain on Pandas in your mailbox, we’ve had another slight setback. Those who are following along on my Kickstarter project may remember that when I got my proof copy of the book, all the left-hand pages were printed sideways. So I spent some time on the phone with a helpful person who said they could fix the problem, not my fault and all that, and they would send me another proof.
So they did, and guess what? The left-hand pages of THIS book were printed sideways.
sigh…..
Back to the phones once again. I really hope that they can fix it this time….I am one unhappy bear. And now, here’s one of my adventures from:
LITERATURE…OF THE…PANDAS!!!
so what’s the big deal…
…about punctuation?
Waiting, waiting, waiting……
Be the bear!
Bob T. Panda
Have I beaten this idea into the ground yet? No? OK! here is one more cartoon on the subject of 50 Shades of Gray parodies.
What cats are reading at the beach this summer!
Be the Bear! CAT!
Bob T. Panda NO! MEHITABEL!!!!!!
Have I beaten this idea into the ground yet? No? OK! here is one more cartoon on the subject of 50 Shades of Gray parodies.
What cats are reading at the beach this summer!
Be the Bear! CAT!
Bob T. Panda NO! MEHITABEL!!!!!!
We now interrupt our Italian Adventure for a summer reading report from the panda kindergarten!
50 Shades of Black and White: An in depth report!
We soon return to our regularly scheduled cartoon!
Be the Bear
Bob T.Panda
We now interrupt our Italian Adventure for a summer reading report from the panda kindergarten!
50 Shades of Black and White: An in depth report!
We soon return to our regularly scheduled cartoon!
Be the Bear
Bob T.Panda