Category Archives: panda history

Will Scotland Be Brave in the face of the Panda Kindergarten?

Nobody expects the Panda Kindergarten!  Or was that the Spanish Inquisition?  No matter.  While the tune Scotland the Brave runs through my head, the Panda Kindergarten continues to get ready for Tian Tian and Yang Guang‘s arrival.  Bagpipes Beware!  What next? MacBear, or should I say, The Scottish Cartoon?

The Scottish pandas

Be the Bear!

Bob T Panda

Alas, Poor Chi Chi, I Knew Her…

Yes, panda fans, it’s time for the Scottish Play…er…cartoon I mean.  Here at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire we never miss the opportunity to make fun of current events in the panda world.   Well, actually, we’ll make fun of anything, whether it’s about pandas or not.  The return of pandas to Great Britain for the first time in almost 40 years is an event to be celebrated!  ( My panda historian friends will correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that Chi Chi, who lived at the London Zoo from 1958 until her death in 1972, was the last panda who lived in Great Britain.

The Scottish Cartoon

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

 

While we wait for the arrival of the Scottish pandas….

Of course we know that Tian Tian and Yang Guang are not actually Scottish,  I mean, it’s not like they are some exotic variation on Scottish Terriers, after all.  But still, our heart starts to go pitter patter just a bit when we think of pandas gracing the British Isles once again.  As you know, pandas have trod these paths before, and not so very long ago at that.  Am I speaking of Chi Chi, who lived at the London Zoo from 1958 until her death in 1972?  Why no! I’m speaking of the Torch Bears recent visit to Westminster Cathedral to start their round the world journey back to London for the 2012 (Panda) Olympic Games!

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

Drum Roll Pleeze! Another Roll…Of…Honor Recipient!

Before we get started here, I’d like to welcome my most recent subscribers!  Hope you enjy the fun!

Be the Bear!

Okay, maybe I should ask people whether they want to be singled out for the Roll…of…Honor…but…NAH!  It’s the old saying, it’s better to ask for forgiveness than for permission.  Today’s Roll of Honor honoree is none other than Henry Nicholls, who wrote The Way of the Panda.  This is a real book about panda history and panda science, and as someone who is often accused of “only looking at the pictures in art books and reading the cartoons in The New Yorker,” I actually read and enjoyed Henry’s book.  So what did Henry do that landed him on the Roll of Honor?  Well, he stumbled across this very blog while he was writing his book, and contacted me asking both how I got into panda satire and whether I knew any other examples of it.  I never even knew there was such a thing as panda satire!  And then, I “offered” to let him use one of my cartoons in his book, and he fell for it….I mean he graciously accepted.  Not only that, he listed my blog address and gave me a photo credit.  So, The Way of the Panda contains the first internationally print published version of one of my cartoons. And, he put a link on his blog, also named The Way of the Panda, to The Panda Chronicles! Is that cool, or what?  Definitely Roll of Honor material.  So thanks Henry.

Here’s the cartoon that appeared in his book:

And remember,

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

Atlanta Surprise Part 2

You can believe us when we say that some things are just too absurd to make up, and this is one of them!  It’s almost as good as a Tea Party press conference!  We now join Bob T Panda and Mehitabel in their ZooNooZ interview with Mei Lan, at the Panda Channel Studios (in an undisclosed location!)  This will definitely go down in Panda History.

We’d like to report, in other exciting panda news (is there any other kind?) that the Australian pandas are “dating”  Stay tuned for further updates.

Be the Bear! (of one gender or another!)

Bob T. Panda

Another Entry to the Roll of Honor

What was I thinking? no Roll of Honor could be complete without listing my very first readers and supporters in my quest for Panda Satire World Domination.  Of course I am talking about Catherine and Jason DeWitt of DeWitt Custom Framing in beautiful and bucolic Freeland Washington!!  I probably used up several reams of paper and fax film sending them my first cartoons, until they got rid of their fax machine. ( Hmmmmmm. do you suppose all those cartoons had anything to do with that decision?)  Well anyway, thanks for helping start me on the road to panda satire!

People Have Been Asking…

Ok, they say. Just where did you get the name Your Brain on Pandas?  I mean, what were you thinking?  Is it just showing my age that I remember the public service commercial about drug use?

OK, maybe it was the drugs.

Be the Bear!

I Sing the Panda Electric….

I have always had a difficult relationship with technology. (And yet, here I am, on a blog!  Go figure).  Anyway, I was one of the last people I know to join the computer generation.  I think I know at least two other hold-outs, but they are bigger old farts than me.  I can say that because they will never read this, and besides, they have admitted to this old fartiness already.

I think pandas should have their own radio station. you could call it…hmmm. how about the initials N.P.R.?

Think of all the shows that could be hosted by pandas…

Till next time…

Be the Bear!

 

I Sing the Panda Electric….

I have always had a difficult relationship with technology. (And yet, here I am, on a blog!  Go figure).  Anyway, I was one of the last people I know to join the computer generation.  I think I know at least two other hold-outs, but they are bigger old farts than me.  I can say that because they will never read this, and besides, they have admitted to this old fartiness already.

I think pandas should have their own radio station. you could call it…hmmm. how about the initials N.P.R.?

Think of all the shows that could be hosted by pandas…

Till next time…

Be the Bear!

 

If I had a Panda, I’d Panda in the Mo-or-or-ning, I’d Panda in the Evening…

So, now that the panda revolution had begun, friends started giving me several things. One was stuffed pandas and anything related to pandas. The other was articles about pandas who attacked people.  One article was about a man who was so overwhelmed by the pandas cuteness, he had to climb the fence to hug him. Bad idea.  so of course, I thought to myself: “Hmmm… now if I were a panda that had just attacked someone who had tried to hug me, what would I do?   Go on a talk show, of course!”

 

And then of course, there would have to be protest marches in support of Bob.

and OF COURSE, after Bob got out of prison, he would sing about his unjust imprisonment in a coffee house!

Be the Bear!

Bob T Panda