Category Archives: the essential pandaness of being

Huzzah, Huzzah, A bear is born!

We are quite excited to learn that a new panda cub was born to Madame Bai Yun, the queen of panda moms, at the San Diego Zoo yesterday afternoon.  (no midnight vigils for Bai! )

Now if only Mei Xiang and Ya Ya could share in the blessed events….

we are still hoping for a panda cub trifecta

 

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

Later this week…the exciting conclusion to the torch bear’s saga!

Somewhere in London, the pandas wait for the torch bears!

The opening ceremonies have begun…the pandas are at the starting post, poised by the pool, practicing pandanastics pirouettes….The glory of Pandyland is at stake. They have one goal on their minds……

Cuppycakes (or in this case, cookies.)

Huzzah!

 

Going for the …um…chocolate chip.

Happy Saturday!

Be the Bear!

Bob. T. Panda

 

The Torch Bears! Lost at Sea?

I know in the “real world” that the Olympics have actually already started, but please bear with us, and indulge me in the thought that the Olympics are just about to begin.

Where, oh where have the torch bears gone?

Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion of this story!

 

Be the bear!

Bob T. Panda

Where are the Torch Bears?

The 2012 Olympics are poised to begin and the torch bears are nowhere to be found.  Never fear…they are on their way.  For those of you who are new to the all panda frolic (OK, Mehitabel and one cat) that is The Panda Chronicles, here is a little background on the Torch Bears, who first appeared in 2008, when the summer games were held in China.  The pandas took those games by storm and they haven’t lost their taste for Olympic Gold!

Did the Torch Bears take a wrong turn????

But now what will they do when they get to the Olympics?…..stay tuned!

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

 

 

Another post, but I warn you, it’s not funny…

.. but I probably won’t be able to resist putting in a panda or two.

I woke up this morning, turned on my computer (even though I PROMISED I wouldn’t do that till after I’d done some work first), checked here and saw that more people than I could even imagine visited the Panda Chronicles in just one day.  Maybe it was some kind of computer malfunction, I thought.

Then, after I got done congratulating myself, I logged on to Fezbook and saw the news about the latest shooting in Aurora, Colorado.  What is going on here? How many times does this have to happen before more restrictive gun laws are put in place?

OK, OK, do I really have any business talking about gun laws on a cartoon panda blog?

It’s really not that simple.  I do think that weapons are too, too present in this country, particularly automatic-and semi-automatic weapons.  Do we really need to be armed to the teeth?  But even more than that, I start to wonder, have we fostered such an atmosphere of hate and disrespect that people growing up in our world think that if they have an impulse to go shoot a bunch of total strangers in a crowded movie theater, that they should give in to it?  If all you hear when you are growing up is nasty rhetoric on television by pundits and politicians at what point do you start thinking that it’s okay to hate everyone or maybe just people who are different than you?

As difficult as my 20’s and 30’s were, as a young artist trying to make her way in the world, financially, it had far less peril than a 24 year-old of today.  I got through 5 years of undergraduate studies, and 2 years of grad school, with less than $10,000 debt TOTAL for 7 years of schooling.  I could live on $500 a month, pay my rent and have time to paint, as well as a social life, and still pay back my loans.  The financial pressures on graduating students today are enormous.  If you top that off with the stress of not being able to find good paying work, a violent culture, and hatred and disrespect being spewed over the airwaves, is it any wonder that some people go off the rails, and try to take others with them?

I’ll be the first to admit that I do not dwell in the trenches.  In many ways I have retreated from the hub-bub of the current culture to frolic with the (cartoon) pandas.  I pose the question: If, instead of listening to certain television news shows, with their misinformation and meanness that they spew out night after night, what if we spent that same amount of time watching panda videos of adorable little pandas, following their keeper up a slide, eating bamboo and cuppycakes, or riding a rocking horsey? Would that feeling of peace and “awwww” affect the way we felt about our fellow humans?  I think we should try it.

We have everything to gain.

Be the (peaceful) Bear (well, except for the panda kindergarten and they are not armed)

Bob T. Panda

This is one of those posts…..

…where I congratulate myself for how many people came and visited The Panda Chronicles yesterday.  614 of you thought we were worth visiting.  Either that, or something went wrong with 614 different computers and you were inexplicably sent to this site.  Well, however you got here, I hope you’ll keep coming back and invite your friends to come too.  After all, everyone loves pandas.

bob for pres

Vote the Panda Party!

 

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

It’s Monday! Time to embrace your inner panda!

It’s Monday morning, and I want to welcome all the new pandateers who have visited the Panda Chronicles for the first time.  One of our most important concepts here at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire, is that of Embracing Your Inner Panda.

I also have to give myself a big dope-slap for missing the opportunity to add a relevant and irreverent caption to Saturday’s cartoon.  As it was Bastille Day, the caption to this cartoon SHOULD have read: “Let them eat cake.”  (go back and look if you missed it)

And now, on to today’s cartoons!

But wait, there’s more!

 

 Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

 

Celebrate Panda Awareness Week!!! Huzzah!

We were so happy when we heard about Panda Awareness Week on Facebook the other day, that we could hardly contain ourselves!  So, we had to postpone the continuation of the saga of the panda kindergarten in Italy for  just a few more days…(and then there is the upcoming Panda Olympics and what ever happened to those torch bears after they sold their torch?)

And then, coincidentally, I heard a story about the annual Running of the Bulls, in Pamplona, Spain, and I thought, wouldn’t THAT be the perfect event to hold during panda awareness week?  Not the running of the bulls, of course, but the running of the BEARS!!!!!!

What makes a panda run? Cuppycakes, of course!!!!

 

Be the bear!

Celebrate Panda Awareness Week by telling 3 of your friends about the Panda Chronicles!

Bob T. Panda

Huzzah, huzzah, episode 2 of the Panda Kindergarten goes to Italy!

Here are the next two panels of the Italian panda saga.  Sorry to be so slow, but there is a little bit of other work that I must do.  Sigh…a pandas work is never done.  A thanks in advance to Bob’s fezbook friends with excellent suggestions for panda kindergarten mayhem and mischief.  Huzzah!

be the bear!

Bob T. Panda