Once again, The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire brings you your Sunday Round up of Panda ‘Toons!
It’s that Time of Year Again!
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Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
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Spring is in the Air
I’m still getting the hang of this new block(head) editor. I’m sure it is a good thing…now if I can just figure out how to do everything I need to do.
Speaking of doing things, I made some Easter Pandas! They’ll be available to order for a limited time.
The Easter Pandas! $42 plus the usual shipping charges. Maybe they will come with some tiny Easter eggs if I can find appropriate baskets!
So how about some ‘toons!
Well, I’m still finding my way around here, so that’s all for today. I’m still having trouble with the links to the new ‘toon post loading correctly when the link gets shared, but the general website address seems to work okay. So sharing on Twidder and fez book will be somewhat more erratic.
Till later…
Buy Stuff with pandas and Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda!
The best thing that could happen today would be this:
The worst thing that could happen today would be an encore presentation of an armed insurrection at the Capitol, so maybe let’s do this instead:
Watching the Panda Cam is BEARY relaxing!!!!
Is there anything more fun than watching Bike play wit Mommee or even just roll around in the den by himself?
Be the bear!
Bob T Panda
Don’t forget! all felty orders during the month of March (known by millions as the Panda Season of Love and Panda Scout cookie month!) get a free roll of Panda Season of Love Washi tape! Huzzah!
We are in The Panda Season of LOOOOOVE!
It’s that time of year again when a panda’s thoughts turn too…um…what was it they turn to?
Oh yeah! Romance! It’s the Panda Season of Love!
Since it’s the Panda Season of Love, all felty panda orders in the month of March will have a bonus of a roll of Panda Season of Love Washi tape!
Tape is about 1 1/8″ wide and rolls are about 10 YDs long. Shows brighter here than it is.
I hope people haven’t had enough of silly love songs!
I just love the cub reporter.
Love in the Time of Mittens (which, quite frankly, is a lot like the time of cholera)
The Scottish pandas have had a few disappointments…
A bear by any other name, would still smell pretty funky.
A panda by any other name, would smell…well, they would just smell…
I am only making some of this up. copyright 2012 -A. Belov
“It was dark….there were men in masks….”
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
Six More Weeks of Procrastination!
Yes, once again, it’s Groundhog’s Day and we have another visit from Punxsutawney Phil. I’m pretty sure I misspelled Punxsutawney in my ‘toon, but there is only so much room and just maybe it is a DIFFERENT Phil from a DIFFERENT small town in Pennsylvania. As luck would have it, Eastern PA is currently being buried under a s**t pile of snow, so I think it’s a pretty safe bet that Phil will think we are going to have six more weeks of winter, whether he sees his shadow or not.
Here, for your enjoyment, are several haikus extolling the joys of winter:
Still sleeting out there
Maybe it will never stop
It will always sleet
A half inch of sleet
Will make my shoveling harder
F**k this stupid storm
On further review
It is also still sleeting
WTF weather?
Thanks to our guest poet, who did not give me permission to share her poems. 🙄 Thanks Cami!
And now, Live on ZooNooZ, our interview with Punxsutawney Phil!
Punxatawny, Punxsutawney…what’s a few letters between friends?
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
In case you missed Phil’s visit last year…
Phil is kind of excitable, isn’t he?
31 Days of Pandas: Day 25
Yes, it’s time to gather around the tree, with some cuppycakes and hot cocoa, while we sing…
The 12 Days of Crispmoss!
feel free to sing along.
I can’t hear anyone singing…..
I swear, I had nothing to do with Pinky’s let night sit in.
four pandas sneaking…
…and a Pinky in a Hemlock tree!
FIIIIIVE cuppycakes!
whew!
HOW many more days are there?
whew!
Oh no! Not again!
F-F-F-FI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-VE Cuppycaaaaaaakes!
whew!
No WONDER I didn’t get any presents!
F-F-F-FI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-VE Cuppycaaaaaaakes!
whew!
OOOOO! Pinky is a star!
F-F-F-FI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-VE Cuppycaaaaaaakes!
whew!
On the twelfth day of Crisp-Moss, My Panda cam Did See….
MX: no, Pinky, you may NOT have a Bamboo-tini!
I can’t hear you….
F-F-F-FI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-VE Cuppycaaaaaaakes!
whew!
Everybody sing!
Be sure to ‘toon in to the Beary Poppins recap, starting tomorrow!
Ho Ho Ho
Bob T Panda
31 Days of Pandas ~ Day 13
31~13!!!! It’s a palindrome day!
I thought today I would share some photos from The Travels of Mini Bob, when he took a trip to England right before the 2016 presidential election. (Remember that? Yeah…we do too.)
I’ll have…um…4 of everything. This is Mini Bob’s favorite cupcake palace.
I remember this painting but with a different model…
Look how excited Mini Bob is to pose with one of his heroes! (Beatrix Potter, in case you didn’t recognize her portrait!)
Can Mini Bob hold his liquor?
Mini Bob has an unerring eye for a cool set of wheels.
Mini Bob, hanging out with Pooh Bear and thinking about a snack; and yes, that is an actual drawing by my hero, Ernest Shepard, in the print and drawing study room at the V & A Museum in London.
Stay ‘tooned for tomorrow, when we have an Encore Presentation of Pinky in Wonderland! And yes, More of Beary Poppins coming on Tuesday!
Ho Ho Ho!
Bob T Panda
Beary Poppins Returns!
Wasn’t Saturday nice?
Joe Biden and Kampala Harris being declared the winners of the 2020 election (sorry, Pinky!) and hope returned to the world.
Then POUTUS (not a typo) returned from the golf course and continued his insane quest to have the election invalidated by lawyers. Fortunately judges to this point are having none of it, and we have some very good lawyers on our side, who are, quite frankly, way better than Mittens’ lawyers. Maybe he should have paid them.
Make no mistake, he can make a lot of trouble before he leaves. But the adults have entered the room and Biden is setting up his transition teams, starting with a very impressive Coronavirus task force. While I am still having nightmares about my house being surrounded by the tRUmp cult, complete with flags and guns, I do feel like the light is starting to show at the end of the tunnel.I have to believe that some form of course correction is in sight.
Courage, my friends.
Meanwhile, Mommee Mei’s life is about to get slightly more hectic…
I just love Mei’s little chats with her sister Lun Lun.
There is a bit of a thing on Twitter, making fun of Colludy Rudy’s presser at The Four Season’s Total Landscaping in Philadelphia. Of course I have to join in with a design I put on t-shirts and coffee mugs over at Redbubble.
And as luck would have it, Redbubble is having a sale with 20-60% off site wide (that means EBBRYFING!!!) Sale discounts are good through 11:59 PM on November 12, using discount code: GIFTS60!
Nobody expects the panda kindergarten.
Till next time…
Be the Bear
Bob T Panda
Hey Kids! It’s time for a new story!!!
From time to time, I like to tell a longer story starring all your favorite pandas. sometimes they are completely made up (like Mr. Wu running away with the panda kindergarten to join the circus) and sometimes I like to riff on an existing old story (like The Wizard of Wu or A Halloween Carol) The important thing is that no pandas get hurt ever, although sometimes they might get bent out of shape, just a bit.
As usual, I am making things up as I go along, a technique beloved of many writers, generally referred to as “pantsing.”
Enjoy our introduction and get ready for some seat of my pants story telling!
Oh boy! Oh boy! A NEW story!!!!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
Get Out Your Handkerchiefs
Do I need to supply trigger warnings? I don’t know…it does have a happy ending, if I’m not revealing too much!
The AQI (Air Quality Index) is at 163 as I write this. Portland OR’s AQI has been bouncing between 300+ to well over 500. 😳 This is not good. Haven’t they (we) suffered enough? And now our smokey air has spread all the way yo the east coast!
Good thing Mei is staying in with little Sweet Pea XT4.
Mommee Mei always knows the right thing to do and say!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda