Fat Bear Week is so inspiring! Pass the cuppycakes. Hey, to each their own!
Be the Bear!
Bob T bear positive Panda
Once again, I must point out that we, the crack reporting team at ZooNooZ, had uncovered this story BEFORE the recent revelations of voter fraud broke out regarding that little trollop Holly stuffing the ballot box as if it were a garter belt at a backwoods bear stripper bar.
How many scandals can one bear?
Be the Bear
Bob T is scandal free Panda
Don’t forget to check out my Substack Noozletter. It’s the only place to read The Wizard of Wu this year! Part 2 is now available for your panda-ing pleasure!
This ‘toon practically wrote itself, with the help of one of my #WriterTwitter acquaintances!
I mean…do they understand science at all?
Be the Bear
Bob T I’ll huff and I’ll puff Panda
Don’t forget to check out this week’s Substack NoozLetter with the middle part of the Annual Encore Presentation of The Wizard of Wu!
We appear to have reached the part of our ongoing Former Guy programming when everyone should have their hair on fire, if they don’t already. The whole “are they classified documents or are they not?” thing has led my hair to spontaneous combustion.
Even Pinky could not have done something so inept and evil.
Be the Bear
Bob T I did not take any classified documents Panda
Here we are, almost two years into Joe Biden and Kamala Harris’s 1st term in office, and the news is still Mittens Mittens Mittens. I can only hope that indictments are on the horizon, but I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.
The book illustrated by yours truly, and written by author Beth Bacon officially hits the stands next week! One of the things that helps get books seen and read (besides buying it) is requesting that your local library buy it.
Most library websites have a page where you can request them to purchase a book for their collection. Here is the information you need to make a request:
Title: The Panda Cub Swap
Author: Beth Bacon
Illustrator: Anne Belov
Publication Date: September 6, 2022
ISBN-10 : 1592111645
ISBN-13 : 978-1592111640
Publisher : Histria Kids
And here is a handy short link:
And in additional exciting nooz, the book has already won one of the numerous minor awards that are a regular thing in the children’s book world. The book has won the Mom’s Choice Award, which means we get to display the nifty little badge on the upper right corner (looks nice with the blue, don’t you think?)
You can also request that your favorite book store order it, if you don’t want to give more $$ to Amazon. Always buy the book with the cheerful baby panda on the cover saying “hi hi hi hi!”
This Saturday is the birthday of Six and Sebben, so I guess we’ll have to let them on the set of the Panda Chronicles for the Sunday Funday Archive ‘toon episode. Hold onto your wallets and your cuppycakes. and mebbee tell them the Panda Swap book is about them.
Be the Bear
Bob T my floor usually does look like an FBI crime photo Panda
Pookie will be back next week! Don’t yell at me okay?
Be the Bear!
Bob T I never took any classified documents Panda
I realize I left you kind of hanging, what with PPJ poofing in to Frank and Mikey’s (borrowed) car, but …
We will return to our regularly scheduled pandas as soon as the NooZ quits…ya know…noozing.
Be the Bear hanging onto your seat…
Bob T Panda
I have lots to say, but right now, I’m too tired to say it!
Be the Bear
Bob T Panda
Pinky, of course, always get right to the heart of the matter #ClapLouder #WhatDoYouMeanFormer
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
And get ready! It is almost the true Wu Self’s birthday season and he is about to turn 10!!!!
When I wrote this ‘toon last week, I had no idea that today’s hearing was coming.
Go figure.
“New sh*t has come to light”
~the Dude
Be the Bear
Bob T Panda