Oh poor Mr Wu…it is finally beginning to dawn on him, just HOW awful a world with no new panda cubs could be. And isn’t that a great segue into a word from one of our sponsors?
As we reach the end of the year, many organizations are filling the airways and our mailboxes with appeals for end of the year tax deductible donations. Please indulge me in making a plug for one of my favorites, Pandas International. Despite the fact that I spend most of my time here making fun of pandas and putting them in situations where you would not find a real panda, Pandas International has long been a follower and supporter of my work. Go Figure! So as you make your decisions on charitable contributions in the waning days of 2013, consider lending a paw to Pandas International. After all, without pandas, there could be no panda satire.
And now, on with the show and the next thrilling episode of, It’s a WUnderful Life!
I hope you will continue to stay tuned for the next four episodes of It’s a WUnderful life! We have much pandaful stuff in store for you next year, which we hope you will stay tuned for. 2014 is going to be the year of the panda!
Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda
NO! A petting zoo! I fear the worst. So much happening – I can’t wait for tomorrow.
You fear correctly! Be very afraid!