As I was erasing all the pencil smoodgies from today’s ‘toon, alert Friend to Bears Frances A. sent me todays Andy Borowitz Report, which, if you are Friendly to Bears, You should definitely read right AFTER you read mine, because I already thought of it without him. Really, I did!
TBF, this one kind of wrote itself, what with all the cruel and inept BS Muskwanker’s flying monkeys have gotten up to.
BEARS!!! amiright?
Frank and Mikey are gonna be pretty busy for a while, I think.
Be the Bear
Bob T is such a card Panda
Think carefully , “Elmo”… do you want to take on the power of a rabid mob of bear-loving aunties by trying to fire the Katmai bears? The fury of a dozen Josies when you come to “terminate” their cubs’ employment ? The wrath of a 600 lb grizzly being separated from his fish? Unless it’s Mikey of course
Frank: who you calling rabid?
Josie: you better not try to fire my honey Otis!
Mikey: I don’t like fish.