Oh yeah. Mittens the Cat is back and as I previously might have mentioned, once or twice, it is really hard to make stuff up when the stuff you read on the news is already so absurd. As the Nihilists said in The Big Leibowski, “It’s just not fair!” Oh, yeah, here comes Mittens the Cat!
The disappearance of Mr. Bun has taken a back seat to the debate between Princess Pinky, Bob T. Panda, and Mittens the Cat. Tell me when it’s all over…I don’t think I can bear to watch!
“You are all Losers!” – Mittens the Cat
What’s that you say? Mittens bears some resemblance to one of this year’s Presidential candidates? Imagine that! well, if all of this year’s political shenanigans has got you down, get yourself a beer, some cuppycakes, and sit a spell and watch this video by my pal Doxiemom made of Bubba and his mom! I hear panda videos are very relaxing and we are going to need all the relaxing we can get this summer and fall!
Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda
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Love this! Seems to hit the nail right on the head, lol – keep it up!!
Thanks! It was fun in a kind of can’t-look-way-from-the-train-wreck kind of way. More to come!
“The disappearance of Mr. Bun has taken a back seat…”
A tragedy in itself, but I had Mr. Bun figured as Mittens’s running mate.
What a ticket that’d be.
Mr. Bun does not, I repeat, does NOT approve of Mittens or his tactics. Mr. Bun is…um…in transit.
Pinky has indeed met her match – but somehow I think she can handle Mittens. It will be interesting to watch.
Yeah, I think Pinky is up to the challenge. I’m not sure about Bob, though. He is very sensitive.
Uh huh – sometimes it’s the quiet, sensitive ones you have to watch out for. I can hardly wait.
Hold onto your hat! It’s gonna be a bumpy ride!
I think you are right on about the current political climate….panda viewing and more panda viewing will be prescribed!!!
Bring on pandas on a slide, pandas raking leaves, and all the other panda videos. I hear they are very relaxing!
That fur-do is too much!! But I did laugh at the polar bear with a leaky pen insult 🙂
Mittens is an idiot.
Maybe Mittens could build a beautiful wall around himself. And can somebody confiscate his comb!
That sounds like an excellent idea! Please appeal to any powers you can think of that he does not become panderer in chief.
If there was ever a need for Pinky’s magic wand it is now!
So true, so true.
Unbelievable, unbelievable debate – and Mittens is Honest, Honest, Honest. I can’t believe that I Mittens is coming now, when the people have spoken, the people who know what they want, the people who I could shoot in the street and they’d still vote for me, Mittens, Mittens – the cat that all the females want , are calling all day and night to get close to me, Mittens, because I know how to fix it all – just print more money, what, are they stupid,so easy to fix. And as the one who had the idea, I get every second dollar they print- see I’m not taking the first dollar like so many politicians would, I’m taking the second dollar, because I’m already rich, so rich I can’t tell you how rich because it is a State secret – and Homeland knows because they have to but they don’t tell anyone. I’m the Mittens that will tell it like it is, I’m the Mittens the people want – that they’ll get shot for because they know I’m the cat for the job – because I’m unbelievably, unbelievably rich and only Homeland knows how rich.
Mittens: “I could hork up a hairball on fifth avenue and people would still vote for me.”
Pinky: “In your dreams!”
Ha!
Mittens must somehow have become the director of the asylum since he’s out & about !! But regardless of how arrogant & nuts he is, Pinky will foil his ambitions !! Nobody but nobody can match wits with Pinky & win !! Pinky4President !!
Mittens is going down!
Pinky is looking less than amused with Mittens’ attitude and panda insults. He’d better quit while he’s ahead . . . and still has a head. Mittens doesn’t know who he’s messing with.
Bob looked like he’s ready to cry.
Pinky is very much not amused with Mitten’s antics. I think she has Bubba trying to find where mommee hid her magical wand, so that she can “take care of things.”
Bob is very sensitive. And he thought Pinky was bad.
OOOO! Please find it Bubba! After Pinky has used her wand to “take care of things”, Cee wants to know, if she can wave it around on da crazy peeps who tink DT is da greatest ting walking?
Bubba: you can borrow it if yoo promise to bee careful…um…and don’ tell pinky i gave it yoo, ‘kay?
Promise & “pinky–swear”!! Tee hee! But me tink Pinky would unnerstand & approve ’cause Cee wants to use it for a good cause!
Oh sure, she says that NOW!
OMG! Mittens is too much like a certain human candidate. Look at those insults! Pinky (Bob too!) make sure Mittens is flea/tick/scurvy/lice dipped before debates, and you’re wearing industrial-strength varmint collars! Goodness knows what is hiding in dat do!
Your concern is well founded. We are trying to keep our distance!
Good! You hab to be extra careful!
I am hanging out in my island fortress. I may never leave.