Sigh…as a middle aged panda sometimes it’s hard for me to get in the entire 16 – 18 hours of sleep I require, (although not so hard to get in that 40-80 pounds of bamboo and cuppycakes that a panda needs. A bear must set priorities!) Occasionally there is something that intrudes into my head, and keeps me from sleeping soundly.
I don’t usually stray into commenting on political thingies. Out here in the bamboo forest, I can usually sing lalala I can’t hear you, and go about my business, completely untroubled by any reality in the world beyond the edge of the forest.
Maybe Pandas DO have a better idea…..
But the bickering and obstructionizing that is going on in Congress is just too much for even a panda to ignore. Is it possible that you all could act in the interest of the country, instead of maintaining your stance of if it’s YOUR idea, we don’t want to do it? Huh? Could we possibly agree that affordable healthcare for everyone is a good idea? Is it conceivable that putting the country back to work is something that would benefit everyone? Let’s embrace our inner pandas so that we can get on with stuff. Pandas are standing by to take your calls.
Just how hard would it be…
…to embrace your inner panda?
Pandas are standing by…
See you next week for more adventures of Mr. Wu, the first appearance by our nation’s newest panda princess, and all things panda! Huzzah!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Good idea with the politicians! Wouldn’t things be different if they had to wear patches for their sponsors the way sports figures do?
That would be so awesome. Then they would have to reveal who is pulling the strings. Right now I’m ready to send in the panda kindergarten to straighten out the lot of them.
A Panda princess? Can’t wait – I’m in!
Huzzah! Glad you could join us in pandyland (a very fun place to hang out) I’m really enjoying your posts. Just think if you had to chaperone on a panda kindergarten class trip. Hope you brought your whip!