Here at the Panda Chronicles, we are never satisfied with the status quo! Join us in welcoming a new character to the cast, KittySue Conjob. Okay, maybe not welcoming, precisely…because let’s face it, if you think Pinky bends the truth and can be just the tiniest bit annoying, you ain’t seen nothing yet. While creating alternative facts left and right is part and parcel of standard operating procedure here at The Panda Chronicles, that is nothing compared to the whoppers KittySue and her real life inspiration (can you guess who that is? I bet you can!) roll out day after day. But we’re fictional, remember?
But let’s put our paws together for a big pandy welcome to…
Hey! Why are you making another character of questionable ethics a CAT???
Panda on!
Bob T Panda
This is a good one!
Thank you!
Every time I think of this, I crack up. All morning people at work have been thinking I’ve finally lost it.
Are you sure that you haven’t? I’m not so sure that I haven’t lost it either. Was that too many double negatives? I lost track. Along with my mind.
Is there no end to your genius? Kitty Sue is purrfectly horrible – those eyes! Poor Bob, he was at the march and yet he wasn’t. Mehitabel hit the nail on the head – if nothing happened, stop complaining. I can’t stop laughing at “the best in alternative facts since 1984” – a great way to start the day 🙂
No, I don’t think there is an end to my genius, she said modestly. There has been a lot of…um…conflicting statements coming from the same quarters. I just thought I’d point that out.
i love kitty sue’ she wandering eyeballs!
It adds to that slightly demented look, don’t you think?
The absolute perfect addition to the crazies!! I can’t wait for the day when KittySue Conjob meets up with Pinky.
Oh my! sparks will fly!
You are on a role, my friend! But my favorite is: Best Alternative facts since 1984. I happen to know where you were in 1984 . . .
That you do! Glad you like the political pandas!
I love this. I hate “KittySue Conjob.” If her lips are moving, she’s lying. Her and her alternative facts! Really! Keep these wonderful cartoons coming. We need to laugh at this administration to keep from slashing our wrists. 🙁 Panda On@!
We do need to keep laughing, poking fun at, and resisting the worst that Kitty Sue and her minions hurl at us.
Pandaing On! Thanks for being a loyal reader!