It was bad enough when Bob used his private email account for his official campaign communications, but I had no idea (I’m shocked, I tell you!) that Princess Pinky was doing the same thing. Who knew that zoo panda communications were considered official documents?
What could Pinky be up to…?
Who would have thought that this would cause more email scandals ….
My ex wife is a director at Canada Post -our national postal service, As she was rising through the ranks she had a mentor who was two levels above her in the organization. He was a very shrewd and smart man that I admired a lot. He once gave my wife the following advice that the Pandas would be well advised to give some thought: “Never put anything in writing unless you are OK with it being on the front page of tomorrow’s newspaper.” Pandas beware.
Your Wife’s mentor gave her excellent advice. Unfortunately, it seems that pandas rarely take good advice, even when it is in their best interest. There is a reason we are endangered you know. If only some of our current politicians were as well.
I think a wave of Panda candidates (or “Pandidates”) would be an excellent remedy to the current slate. And maybe a cat or two as well.
Pandidates and Congresscats certainly couldn’t do worse than politicians have been.
That is my point, exactly. At least we would have some interesting debates, such as weebles versus string as toys, and whether it is better to eat mice while they are still moving or after they have…um…stopped.
Plus…PANDAS!!!!!!!
Um, I don’t think she could do much worse than the current slate….maybe she should move to New Jersey…
Well,there was that little incident with closing the highways to Zoo Cublanta, so maybe she would fit right in in the Garden State?
I want to vote for ALL the Pandidates!
Vote early, vote often!
Oh. Yes. Rule Following is not the a virtue of the Pandy Kindy.
Rules? We don’t need no stinking rules!
Excellent Idea. Panda’s for All!
All for pandas! Pandas for all! Huzzah! huzzah!
I want to volunteer in Pinky’s campaign. All ’bout Pinky, all the time. Where I need to apply?
If you can find Pinky in the back corner of her new wilderness empire, just whisper to her over the fence and she will sign you up. Thank you for supporting Pinky for President! She promises to be a …um…a kind and just ruler, as long as you don’t make Pinky mad.