As I sit here, trying to type with big furry paws, it has come to my attention that that some of the human candidates are having a debate tonight. I am not looking forward to debating Princess Pinky. I think she will fight dirty. and then there is the matter of the “leftover Christmas decoration” in the back of my closet. I am sure I did not decorate there last year. Pretty sure, anyway. Could this have something to do with why she knows everything I have been planning?
Meanwhile, I think I am beginning to see why the Two Timing Political Consulting Agency has not finished my video.
Hmmph!
Pinky: I will build a really, really big wall around your zoos if you don’t sign my oaf.
Meanwhile, I am making progress on compiling Book 6 (!!!!!!!) of the Panda Chronicles! Stay tuned to find out the title and see the cover! I hope to have it available no later than the end of October!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Can’t wait for that book 6 … I hope it has many pages ’bout Pinky.. she is so so smart ‘unresisdable’!!!
#Vote4Pinky #Pinky4Presydent
I don’t know how it happened, but somehow Pinky has dominated Book 6! I don’t have the actual statistics, but by my careless calculations, she is in about 75% of the cartoons in this book. Really, she is getting out of paw. And now there is a new storyline being drawn right now and she is the star! How am I ever going to pull ahead in the polls?
Stay tuned for a cover reveal of the new book….maybe around October 2nd….?
I’m so glad to safely live in one of the “fly obber states.” So sad for Zoo Cublanta and Pandiego Zoo.
Your zoos are safe (unless they get pandas that want to run against Pinky) #DontMessWifPinky
BTW, glad you weren’t (too) offended by Pinky’s “fly obber state” designation. I have been accused of being a coastal chauvinist.
Not offended in the least. There’s no chance of pandas at the Denver Zoo or Cheyenne Mountain Zoo here in Colorado. We have big mountains instead which would make it much more difficult to build fences around our zoos anyway.
Prrsonally, Inthink Seattle is the perfect place for pandas. But they don’t ask me. Sigh… If we had pandas in Seattle, I might be able to get more support for my campaign.
Alas, Pinky is channeling her inner Donald. Or perhaps Donald is channeling his inner Pinky? Hmmm.
Not only her inner Donald, but her inner Scott Walker, who proposed a wall between the US and Canada. Frankly, if I were Canada, I would probably welcome a wall to keep the flood of US refugees, should someone other than Pinky win.
I think they should pay Pinky for her advice. Perhaps a nice contribution to her campaign?
I want that map!!
Hahahaha!