Editors note: Pinky has been sneaking around (unknown to her sainted mother) out on the campaign trail, and if The Very Bob T. Panda doesn’t get out there, even his three loyal supporters might go looking elsewhere with their votes.
I have not said much about the actual campaign atrocities that have been going on out there. It makes me too worried for our future so instead, I am concentrating on Bob and Pinky’s shenanigans. Much better for my blood pressure, and besides, Andy Borowitz does a much better job than I ever could (and he even snuck in a picture of Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau with a couple of pandas!)
But now, it’s time for things to get going panda-a-pando over at the Panda Chronicles debate headquarters.
“I thought I had until November.” -Bob T Panda
Pinky is ready to get down and get dirty.
Are you?
Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda
Pinky is going to annihilate Unka Bob with her cuteness alone. I think he need to start baking lots of cuppycakes as a bribe.
Perhaps he needs to apply himself, and not assume that people are going to vote for him because he’s a panda? Afterall, Pinky is a panda too. First batch of cuppycakes, coming right up.
Thank you. This panda world is much kinder than the real one, too…well, for now! (But I know Pinky has a conscience and wouldn’t sink to some humans’ depths.)
I couldn’t come up with anything as absurd as the real debates. I’m pretty sure pinky won’t sink to those depths.
heh heh heh heh heh!
Loved it! Can wait to see the debates.
Be very afraid! (For Bob T, anyway)
A debate between Pinky and Bob T.? Oh I don’t want to miss that! Bring it on, as Pinky says.
I’m sure she will be well behaved and talk only about the issues and not make a personality contest of the debate, don’t you?
Um, I think you are being overly optimistic
Oh…do you think so? Hmmmm…I will have to think of something.
Well now – Bob T has some catching up to do. I was sure I saw him standing behind the curtains at the last debate. I thought maybe he was waiting until most had dropped out and then he would strike the mortal blow that would win him the campaign. I still think he’s pulling your leg and just does not want to show his hand when it comes to strategy.
Yeah, that’s it…I just don’t want to reveal my …um…brilliant strategy too early…yeah, that’s it!
When it comes to Pinky I think Bob T has got it right – Gulp!
True, dat!