Our Commitment to You, The Viewer

Here at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire, we take our commitment to mental health (ours and yours) very seriously, and while we do feel a need to pontificate about our ongoing political nightmare, we are going to do our best to keep Mittens and his fascist minions off of the ZooNooZ stage.

Unlike certain TV networks, we have not offered lucrative contracts for Mittens apologists to spread their nonsense on our ‘toon waves.

We are, we should add, powerless to keep Pinky off ZooNooZ.

For reference, a Scaramucci= 11 days.

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2 thoughts on “Our Commitment to You, The Viewer

  1. Jeannie Meyer

    In an April 1st press conference, Mittens has asked Pinky to formally be his running mate. He is impressed with her ability to make mischief without getting into trouble. 😉

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