A recent article by noted international Pandologist Henry Nicholls was brought to my attention by alert reader, Susan S. In the article, Nicholls talks about how wild pandas don’t …um…have that embarrassing problem that some zoo pandas have. Those pandas really know how to go wild!
Of course we of The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire felt compelled to embarrass zoo pandas one more time. I mean, it’s what we do around here, isn’t it?
Thanks guys! No, really.
Oh, you brute!
Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda
Oh my! Surely that’s not kindergarten material!
Some pandas would say that it is never too early to learn useful information. Besides, the panda kindergarten is um…very precoscious
“There are movies?” – lucky I remembered not to have a drink when reading the Chronicles!!
The seminar is hilarious! Is one panda covering their eyes?
Great tribute to Henry’s informative article 🙂
Yes, one panda is covering his eyes. I think it was just too much for him! Always a good policy not to eat or drink while reading the day’s Panda Chronicles. I will not take responsibility for anyone’s keyboard cleaning or repairs! This one was lots of fun for me. Hee Hee!
The panda season of love has hit mainstream news – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3023409/Chinese-panda-Lu-Lu-shoots-fame-record-breaking-sex-session-nearly-EIGHT-minutes-long.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline
Oh my! This will embarrass some of the other boy pandas for sure. I can just see him bragging while throwing back a few brewskis at the Panda Bar and Grille, with some of the boys. I see a major film career ahead of Lu Lu. Mark my words!
Hopefully Gao Gao doesn’t hear that conversation- he may have mixed feelings seeing as it’s his daughter!
The story also made a celebrity gossip blog I love: http://dlisted.com/2015/04/02/open-post-hosted-by-hot-panda-lovin/
Well, NOW who can say that boy pandas don’t got it going on? I’m sure Gao Gao will be suportive of his daughter’s rise as a panda porn film star! After all, her daddy has quite the reputation as a stud muffin, and I’m sure Bai Yun has had frank discussions with all her children about the panda season of love. I love seeing pandas in the news, no matter what they are getting up to.