Oh the indignity of it all. To be accused in a note left in a panda’s playpen of all things, accused of unlawfully removing the adorable Canadian panda twins from their playpen and bringing them to MY house! I tell you, I am NOT a crook!
Hmmm…I think I’ve heard that phrase before but I can’t remember where.
Anyway, I know this is one of Pinky’s evil plans to discredit me, so that she can win the presidential race. No matter how badly she behaves, her numbers keep going up in the polls, while mine….um…don’t.
Really…I’m not!
I can bearly bear (ha ha) to listen to the real election coverage anymore. It keeps getting more and more absurd and my pandy sense tells me that we are in for a long hot summer. We are going to need pandas and panda satire more than ever, so when you get tired of reality, be sure to come on by and check in with all the pandas here at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire.You’ll be glad you did.
I recently added a new item to the store at Pandyland! By request of a fan, We now have the Panda Kindergarten Samurai flask. good to quench your thirst in whatever way you think is necessary. I know what I’ll be putting in MY flask to get through the election season, but you can put what ever you’d like in it. Check it out here!
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Ohhhhh, that Pinky! Karma will get her – mark my words.
Pinky says: i would like a karma…mebbee a liddle pink cubvertable, with pink fuzzy seats. The meihems used to have a liddle yellow car but somebody…um…wrecked it.
I find it hard to believe that anyone could accuse Bob of doing anything that evil, note or not. I mean, just look at him! He’s a teddy bear! Well, except that face in the third panel. EEK!
Bob is the last true innocent among the pandas here at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire. For that reason alone, he is most likely unsuited for politics.
I laughed out loud at the Greenbank Garden Club raid 🙂
Hope they check the paw-writing and spelling on the note. It’s not the first time Pinky has been involved in a “hostage” situation!
Yes! Thanks for reminding me of the previous hostage situation. Just the thing for Fabulous Furry Friday. and there really is a Greenbank garden club here on Whidbey. I don’t know that they generally take part in raids, unless someone has planted something unfortunate in their garden, like English Ivy. And then they might show up with clippers or a shovel.
“You is going down, Unka Bob!” I laughed way too hard at that. A lot of ethically questionable actions and statements are funnier when delivered by an adorable young panda. Pinky is right to take advantage of that.
And take advantage, Pinky does! I have long ascribed to the philosophy that you can say pretty much anything you want, if you say it as an adorable cartoon panda. Not so much if you say it as, say, an actual person running for president. It is hard to know whether this is a satire bonanza or a horrifying prequel to the post apocalyptic dystopian fantasies that we read in young adult novels. Probably both.
I have only two words to define Pinky: smart and unresisdabel!!
#Vote4Pinky #Pinky4Presydent
Sigh….You are only encouraging her.