What did we tell you?
Bubba wouldn’t be such a smarty pants if he wasn’t up in that tree (and couldn’t disappear at will)
I don’t know if I would eat that mushroom, Pinky!
Don’t eat that, Pinky!!!!
Panda on!
Bob T I’ve-been-very-very-good Panda
It’s Friday of a very long week in a very long month (in a VERY long four years). This week the first COVID 19 vaccinations were delivered, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris’s win was confirmed by the Electoral College, and Randy Rainbow came out with a new video! Huzzah!
What could be behind that door? Stay tuned, panda fans!
And what magical place has Pinky found, as she opens the tiny door?
Those little pandas look vaguely familiar!
Wouldn’t it be better if dey was a very dark shade of pink????
Panda on!
Bob T Panda!
A promise is a promise, even among grizzly bears!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
More from Pinky in Wonderland today!
You better watch out
You better beware,
They smell kinda bad and
They’ve got lots of hair,
Grizzly bears are coming to town…
They’re making a list
They’re looking for food,
They’re not very nice,
They’re grumpy and rude,
Grizzly bears are coming to town!
They see you when you’re sleeping,
They’re right outside your tent,
And if you smell like dinner
It’s better if you went..
So ring out your bells,
Spray out some stuff
Run really fast,
And hope it’s enough,
Grizzly bears are coming to town!!!
Did you miss the first episodes of Pinky in Wonderland? Find them HERE!
Drink mee!
Well dis is a pickle an’ a half!
It would be better with a little salt and balsamic vinegar, but not bad!
We know just how you feel, Pinky. We feel the same.
We’re almost there!
Bob T Panda
If you need to refresh your memory, here is a link to the most recent previous episode of Beary Poppins, since it’s been a week!
It wasn’t me!
Huzzah for Pandas!
Bob T Panda
Note to people who are feeling generous but don’t want more stuff in their houses: Several people this season have anonymously gifted felty pandas to friends who want one, but mebbe don’t have the disposable income to indulge themselves. If you would like to do this, thank you! It helps me (because I sell another felty), it is a wonderful surprise to the recipient (because YAY! a surprise panda!), and also, if you do it in December, I’ll make a donation for each felty sold in December to PDX Wildlife to help with their panda research!
Just send me a message using the contact form on the buy stuff with pandas page and we’ll set it up!
We are almost halfway through this year’s 31 Days of Pandas! Coincidentally, we are almost through the final days of the Reign of Terror, brought to you by Mittens and his evil minions. I have not commented on Pinky’s loss in the Presidential race. I’m not sure that she is not going to try to pull a “fast one” in the days before Biden and Harris take their oath of office at their inauguration. I guess we’ll see.
I don’t know about you, but I am completely worn out by all the craziness. Each time we have a victory in the courts, I get a little lift, only to be newly horrified by another of HWMNBN’s insane lawsuits or pronouncements, and his urging on of armed thugs.
Later today, the Electoral College, (for better or worse) registers their certified state electors choices. A pretty weird system if you ask me. (not that anyone did) The concept seems to be, in order not to shutout a smaller group of voters, it disadvantages larger states with more people. I don’t see how this results in a “fairer election,” where the candidates have to address a wider swath of the country. They end up spending all their time and efforts in a handful of swing states, rather than the entire country.
Well, this old panda won’t sort it all out for the country. Let’s have some Panda Satire instead!
Curiouser and curiouser…
Pinky: mommee is making jokes again!
Was that Mr. Bun????
Sometimes being spontunerous can get you in over your head, Pinky!
Panda On
Bob T Panda
I’ll have…um…4 of everything. This is Mini Bob’s favorite cupcake palace.
I remember this painting but with a different model…
Look how excited Mini Bob is to pose with one of his heroes! (Beatrix Potter, in case you didn’t recognize her portrait!)
Can Mini Bob hold his liquor?
Mini Bob has an unerring eye for a cool set of wheels.
Mini Bob, hanging out with Pooh Bear and thinking about a snack; and yes, that is an actual drawing by my hero, Ernest Shepard, in the print and drawing study room at the V & A Museum in London.
Ho Ho Ho!
Bob T Panda
Once again, we have a smidge of hope, as those bad boys and girls in black over at The Supremes smacked down the suit by the Texas AG, which thought that since they didn’t like the voting results in PA, WI, MI, & GA, that they should get to call the entire states votes invalid and appoint Mittens Electors, neener, neener, neener!
Oh tidings of treason and greed. Sad that 3 years later this ‘toon is still even more accurate.
Clear as mud!
Hey! Why are you making another character of questionable ethics a CAT???
Well *bleep* and take your *bleep* and stick it *bleep*!!!!
Is there no end to our misery?
Panda ON!!!
Bob T Panda
I’m afraid I have failed you. I do not have the next installment of Beary Poppins ready for you. They are in progress, but well…I just didn’t get it done. Sorry sorry sorry.
But I will have them done next week, and will try very hard to get a little ahead again…It’s just I have needed so many naps! And…I did do this:
The Frank and Mikey burning 2020 dumpster Diorama! Complete with artfully hand stenciled habitat and burning marshmallows!
Inspector Panda has arrived! He’ll…um…solve everything!
Where is Babette taking them?
Cue the scary music!!!!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
I don’t know about you, but one of my reactions to extreme stress is taking lots of naps… so…um…if more episodes of Beary Poppins are *delayed* I hope you’ll cut me some slack. But never fear, no matter how slow the ink pen is skating over the page, there is plenty of 31 Days of Pandas content to fill the void. Huzzah!
But no point in worrying about that for now, as we DO have a brand new episode of Beary Poppins all ready to go, coming right up. Hopefully it will take our minds off the fact that the Minions of Mittens are trying to ACTUALLY steal the election, while claiming that the Democrats are trying to steal it by *gasp* counting actual votes. Please make it stop.
I think Biscuit and Beary Poppins are forming a real bond!
A Note on Daily Panda Deals…
I’m finding I just don’t have the bandwidth right now to figure out what I have and write copy to let you know. That said, I have lots of pins and patches (except for Pinky) a few pairs of socks, and lots of Washi Tape, so if you think you would like some of it, just send me a message via the Contact Me form (rather than comments) and we can play let’s make a deal!
Be the Bear
Bob T Panda