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31 Days of Pandas: Day 22/ August Year in Review

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Here we are, reliving the dog days of August. Not that we really have those in the north woods that the pandy kindy and I call home. August is the most perfect month of the year in western WA. The days are still long, warm, and sunny, the nights are cool, but not too cold. This is what the fuss is all about.

And speaking of fuss…

Oh, boys!!!

Zhennie's wild adventure

All’s well that ends well!

And now, for a most appropriate game show, what with all that is happening in the OTHER Washington!

Just how crazy do we think it’s going to get?

Next to Mittens, we all look pretty normal, don’t we?

Panda like it’s 1999!
Bob T Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 20/Pinky in Wonderland Episode 27

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Well, I just don’t know how much more of this Pinky is going to put up with! Whatever shall she do? I guess we’ll just have to watch and find out, won’t we?

It’s time for the next episode of Pinky in Wonderland!

Mebbee just a liddle bite of da magical mushroom….

Panda-ing On!
Bob T #pandaing Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 19/ Pinky in Wonderland Episode 26

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Oh my! We are already halfway through 31 Days of Pandas! (in other venues, they may be holding 31 Days of Indictments, but I don’t really know what the exact numbers are.) All I know is, I have been keeping up with the extra ‘toons each week (did you notice?) I’m happy to say that I have the last few ‘toons for this year done and ready to scan.

I want to thank all of you who show up each week to read these ‘toons, comment, and especially those who are able to drop a little in the collection plate every now and then. I appreciate that more than I can say. But whether you have the means to assist me in my panda satire or not, you are all welcome here in Pandyland.

But I’m not the only one around here who craves attention!

The whole truth and nothing but, so help me, Pinky!

Panda on!
Bob T not-that-Bob Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 18/Pinky in Wonderland Episode 25

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Ruh Roh.

Is Pinky going on trial? And who is that judge? I thought he was eaten by BEARS!!!!!

HERE COMES DA JUDGE!

PANDA ON
BOB T Who-will-get-indicted-today PANDA

31 Days of Pandas: Day 17/Pinky in Wonderland Episode 24

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Will we manage to finish Pinky’s adventures before the end of the year? Things are really coming to a head now, what with all the members of Mittens’ family about to be indicted…oh…wait…that is a different adventure. My bad!

Let’s tune in to the story that has much more credibility than anything Mittens might say!

Is that turtle Too Much McConnell? Who needs a mallet to the butt more than he does?

Panda On
Bob Not-Individual-1 T Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 13/ Pinky in Wonderland Episode 23

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Oh no! Friday the 13th falls on a Thursday this month! This is bound to be bad news for Pinky (and hopefully for Crooked Donnie)! Join us for the next episode of…

…Pinky in Wonderland! Of course the Notorious Babette de Panda would star in the role of The Red Queen! (Her coat is red, okay? Work with me on this.)

Off with her head!

Ho Ho Ho
Bob what are you gonna get me T Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Year in Review: January 2018

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Welcome to our first Year in Review post, where we look back at my favorite ‘toons from each month this year.

Let’s spin the wheel and see what we were thinking about last January….

new year

I couldn’t resist.

Since it is January, I imagine Pinky has been given a resolution or two, (by her mom)  in hopes she will be a better panda this year.

resolutions

Pinky: “rules are for other pandas.”

Of course, being an Olympic year, the super secret selection of this year’s Torch Bears had everyone guessing!

Uh oh! has there been Russian tampering with the selection of the Torch Bears?

Hey! watch where you put that torch!

Of course the pandas had lots of practicing to do before the big event…

Hey! What are you two doing up on top of the ski jump?

Let Pinky be Pinky!

Alas…we were in for yet another year of life in the regime of “President” Mittens. Really, It couldn’t get worse, could it? Oh, yeah…it could.

Clear as mud!

Join us tomorrow as we look back on February 2018’s favorite ‘toons! See ya then!

Panda On!
Fa-la-la-la-la
Bob T Panda

Well this is a fine kettle of fish…

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Oh dear. Why did I think that a bunch of rich, white, male Senators would give any credence to what a woman had to say. Sorry to ruin your Friday morning, but if you thought the Senate Judiciary Committee (run by the Repugnant Republicans) was going to…oh, I don’t know…call for a full investigation to either prove or disprove the allegations against the Supreme Court nominee, but oh noOOOOOO. We can’t have that. We might have to believe the women and we know that is just not going to happen.

So, I realize I have too choices here. I could search for all the darkest ‘toons, and sink into the pit of despair (taking all of you with me for company) or…I could search for the pandiest ‘toons that bring us joy. Because we need it, I need it. The world needs it.

Pandas will always #RESIST

Huzzah! Bring pandas to Washington State!

Panda Satire Made Easy

Panda satire explained for you!

I'm not a doctor but I play one on television

Bob, Bob, Bob…when will you ever learn?

Never say “no” to Pinky!

Mei puts her paw down…

Mr Bun has a question, daddee.

Really, Pinky….It’s not nice to tease your little brother.

Nooooo! Not the PINK crayon! and yes, there really is a Panda Chronicles Coloring Book.

What goes around, comes around…

And because this may be my favorite ‘toon ever….

See? I told you it was broken!

Well, I hope this extra helping of pandas being silly has helped you deal with the news of the day, but we have have work to do. Call your Senators, tell them what you think, and remind them that you are paying attention, and that you VOTE.

And then in November, please please please VOTE

Pandas and people are counting on you.

 

BE THE BEAR!
Bob T Panda

The Deep, Dark Secret of Bebe Maurice’s Maman!

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Pandas have secrets, okay? They are bears of mystery, with questionable pasts and unrepentant ancestors.  Just because we’re cute, it doesn’t mean we’re easy, alright?

But what is the secret history the Bebe Maurice’s Maman has tried so hard to keep hidden? And who do they think they are fooling with those cheesy, fake french accents?

We are pandas of mystery!

Could Bebe Maurice and his Maman be related to that most celebrated (and feared!!!!) panda of mystery, the notorious Babette de Panda?

Viva les Pandas!
Bob T Panda

Oh, for a Friday that would be Fabulous again.

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So…if I went to bed, turned out the lights, with the covers over my head, and I shut my eyes really really really really tightly, when I woke up in the morning, would all that has been going on, turn out to be just a bad dream?

No…I didn’t think so.

The atrocities are piling up too quickly for me to discuss here, but if you really want to have them spelled out for you (intelligently and insightfully) in one place, check out Amy Siskind’s podcast The Weekly List, accessible from the website of the same name. Other podcasts I’m listening to are Pod Save America, Lovett or Leave it, as well as the rebroadcasts of The Rachel Maddow Show. I’m not sure whether listening to these things is helping my mental health, but I do feel a lot better informed. News and analysis from people who are smart, funny, and knowledgeable about politics. I know no one here watches Foxy News.

But enough reality already! Let’s have some pandas, as we await the really important news of the day: Is Mei Xiang going to have another cubby or two?

we are still hoping for a panda cub trifecta

Hey! watch where you put that torch!

Despite the fact that Bob is still wearing his vacation outfit, he’s back and ready to report!

Sometimes real life news stories make it Just. Too. Easy

truth

Foxxy “News” lies like a rug.

Well *bleep* and take your *bleep* and stick it *bleep*!!!!

Don’t let you know who take all the whippy cream!

Pandas RESIST!!!!
Bob T see you on the barricades Panda