Guess who’s here?!
PPJ has a plan! Oh boy! I’m sure it will be fine!
Be the Bear!
Bob T my book will be here soon! Panda
What could possibly go wrong?
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You Knew Someone Was Going to Get Grounded, Didn’t You?
Was it YOU?
We have recently received reports of the arrest of one of the Jan 6 insurrectionists who was reported to have worn…I can’t believe I have to say this… a PANDA SUIT when he invaded the Capitol.
Do I have to remind you that pandas are peaceful and a force for good and would never, never, never support Mittens? Needless to say, ZooNooZ will be covering this shameful episode next week. Defamation suits are being considered.
Be the Bear
Bob T pandas would never do that Panda
BTW, I have a new thingie on my Substack Noozletter!
Did I mention there will be a new book SOON?
Another International Incident Narrowly Averted
Never underestimate the diplomatic value of hot cocoa (with liddle marshymallows) and cookies!
I’m guessing everyone involved (except for the First Lady) will be grounded.
A reminder that my pontificating can be found over on my new Substack NoozLetter. Feel free to subscribe as a free or paid subscriber. Both are welcome! Also, I am making progress on my new book! Hopefully by next week I’ll be ready to do a cover reveal and have a little more accurate estimate of when it will be available.
Till then…
Be the Bear
Bob T I’m tired of winter Panda
What goes up…More spy balloon nonsense
It was nice of whoever is continuing to float UFOs around the sky so that my ‘toon series would be relevant. Was this a spy balloon, or just a wayward panda cubby?
You be the judge!
You had ONE JOB, Beary Poppins!
Hee Hee!
Be the Bear
Bob T I told you nothing bad would happen Panda
Meanwhile, Is Josie headed towards Frank, Mikey, and Pookie?
I don’t know. You tell me.
Say what?
Be the Bear
Bob T just one more selfie Panda
What goes up…
Well, it COULD have happened like this.
Uh oh…stay ‘tooned…
Be the Bear
Bob T close encounters of the Bikkie kind Panda
I have a new post over on Substack! Check it out!
Bears on the Run, Bears on the Run…
Fortunately they weren’t the Pookies you were looking for.
Was “Selfie Bear” on her way to Washington DC? I guess we’ll find out, won’t we?
Hi hi hi hi!
Be the Bear!
Bob TI JUST FOUND OUT THERE IS A BEAR CAM Panda
The Woodland Park Zoo Bear Cam shall henceforth be known as the Pookie Cam (at least, that is how it is labeled in my bookmarks.)
Bear Selfies
What reasonably attractive bear WOULDN’T want to take …um…400 selfies?
Could it be Josie? Could she be heading towards DC?
Be the Bear!
Bob T did I get my good side Panda
Mehitabel Continues to be Late
I just can’t quit this cat…or Nixon’s Ghost
I also have a new thing I wrote over on Substack! Go read it for a laugh and to feel morally superior to my pathetic housekeeping abilities.
Be the Bear
Bob T I told you I don’t have any classified documents Panda
You get a classified document, and YOU get a classified document…
It was inevitable that it would come to this…
I could have a cookie!
I mean…what with them finding classified documents at just about every former official’s house, it was only a matter of time before they came looking for what Pinky might have! I’m sure they will be taken in by her “innocent Pinky” look!
Be the Bear!
Bob T don’t look in my closet Panda