Once again there is a tragic bear story* in the NooZ.
Fortunately, Frank and Mikey (an’ Pookie!!!!) are here to tell you the NooZ and what’s important to bears!
More next week, including an encore presentation of The Twelve Days of CrispMoss, starring Pinky!
Be the bear
Bob T it’s not nice to shoot bears Panda
It’s the day you’ve all been waiting for: Binky Li and QB are getting their new outfits. I bet you’ll never guess who helped pick them out.
Ping!
Be the Bear
Bob T Seymour Spots Panda
I’m afraid once again, I have failed to finish the ‘toon planned for today on time (where DOES the time go?) so instead, we will have a re-broadcast, an Encore Presentation, if you will, of one of my favorite Holiday Classics!
Starring the one, the only, the magnificent, Mr. Wu!
I hope you enjoyed this Encore Presentation of It’s a WUnderful Life as much as I did! Stay ‘tooned next week for our regularly scheduled ‘toon plus more holiday classics!
Be the Bear
Bob T Not obeying in advance Panda
Binky Li and QB are getting ready to make their public debut, in what will be the best attended event in DC next month.
What? Is there something else going on?
Rumor has it the official Panda Chronicle outfits are going to be revealed soon!
Stay ‘tooned!
Be the Bear
Bob T no one will ever suspect Frank and Mikey aren’t pandas Panda
I was inspired by one of my favorite ‘toonists on the inter webs, John Atkinson of Wrong Hands comics. His recent ‘toon on a Christmas movie generator made me think, “I bet I can do this for Panda Satire.”
Have fun with making your own ‘toon plots. Feel free to share in the comments and on the socials!
Be sure to share your ‘toon plots!
Be the Bear
Bob T who knew it was this easy? Panda
Somehow, despite scheduling yesterday’s post in advance, the internet gremlins (Six and Sebben? Mebbee!) somehow got a hold of my site and made it go off into cyber land.
Oh sure, you say. We think you didn’t have the post ready and this is just another version of the dog ate my homework.
Sorry to worry you all. We need Bikkie and Pookie now more than ever!
Be the Bear
Bob T I know nothing about how all this works Panda
A huge thanks to my website host/guru Nate Hoffelder. Need a website? hosting? Can recommend with a 5 cuppycake rating.
As are we all.
I hope your day is filled with friends and family, as much or as many of them as you can stand. Also pie. There should be lots of pie. I continue to be grateful for all of you, who have chosen panda satire as The Thing That Gets You Through This Mess.
And if you are looking for Panda Satire things as we head in the season of credit card abuse, why not Buy Things With Pandas at my Redbubble shop!
And if you want to be able to read panda ‘toons when we no longer have electricity to read on your computer, may I suggest visiting the Panda Chronicles: The Books page, for links to get your very own copies of my various collections. They have the added benefit of being more organized into their story lines, as opposed to the random/hot off the drawing board way they are posted here. They make great presents too!
That should come in handy, indeed!
Be the Bear and save some pie for me!
Bob T wif extra whippy cream please Panda
I can’t claim that it’s because of the upcoming thankfulness holiday. I just didn’t finish today’s ‘toon. Here’s something to keep you from showing up at my house with flaming pitchforks until tomorrow.
Okay! Hope that holds you until tomorrow! I hope you enjoyed these randomly selected ‘toons!
Be the Bear!
Bob T it’s probably going to get worse Panda
What is the ghost of who, up until now, was the most criminal president in US history supposed to do with our current state of affairs?
Sigh…cancer on the presidency, indeed.
I don’t know..maybe it’s an option?
Panda On
Bob T is not amused either Panda
My very alert friend sent me a video this week about some people who thought they were way more clever than they actually turned out to be. No, it’s not the orange fartwaddle, although these people have just increased their potential of cabinet members…
…just as soon as they take care of their little insurance fraud charges.
So… this time it really wasn’t Frank and Mikey’s fault! Also this story appeared on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me. Everyone loves bears!
As you might imagine, I am still reeling from the election debacle. Hard to know how long this is gonna take. But as long as we have bears, maybe there is hope.
Be the Bear
Bob T I am not okay Panda