Pandas Are in the news these days, between The National pandas getting their contract renewed, (not to mention Mei Xiang being “in the mood, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?), videos of twin pandas in spain, and a video I just saw, courtesy of “Panda News” of a panda cub climbing over his mother’s head, falling off the other side, and then climbing back over again…wheeeeeeee! Well, is there no end to panda fun? I think not!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Pandas Are in the news these days, between The National pandas getting their contract renewed, (not to mention Mei Xiang being “in the mood, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?), videos of twin pandas in spain, and a video I just saw, courtesy of “Panda News” of a panda cub climbing over his mother’s head, falling off the other side, and then climbing back over again…wheeeeeeee! Well, is there no end to panda fun? I think not!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Divine perfection
Pink and white, swirling sprinkles
All mine!!!!! Cuppycakes!!!!!
Be the Panda Poet!!!
Bob T. Panda
Divine perfection
Pink and white, swirling sprinkles
All mine!!!!! Cuppycakes!!!!!
Be the Panda Poet!!!
Bob T. Panda
My favorite F.T.P. (friend to pandas) Henry Nicholls, of The Way of the Panda fame, writes that there are 3 classes of folks in regard to pandas. First are pandaphiles, those who love pandas; next are pandaphobics, who are obviously quite insane, cause who doesn’t love pandas; and next are the pandapathetics, of whom we dare not speak. We at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire maintain that there are 3 more groups, in regard to pandas. The first is pandapologists, those who make excuses for pandas; next are the pandaholics, who can usually be found watching endless panda videos on youtube, (my personal favorite is baby pandas playing on a slide). Pandaholics can often become pandalusional, from watching too many videos of adorable pandas, and believe that they have a “special understanding of pandas”
I’m just sayin’.
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda
Ok, this cartoon doesn’t have ANYTHING to do with panda accessories, but I did want to take the opportunity to send out a big pandy “thank you” to F.T.P. (that’s “friend to pandas”, if you haven’t been paying attention) Faith for her thoughtful gift of a panda tote bag! I’m so excited! I put some bamboo snacks in it to take on my walk to my neighbors bamboo plantation, in case I get hungry on the way there.
Stay tuned for the panda kindergarten celebration of the Chinese new year, Year of the Rabbit.!
Be the Bear!
Anne
In thinking about election season, a few things have stuck in my brain. The main one is, do all these signs actually change anyone’s mind about who they are going to vote for? I for one, would be more inclined to vote for someone who pledged NOT to put up a bunch of signs, or at the very least, pledged that they would take all those signs DOWN the day after the election. Most of the signs and ads remind of the 2008 panda kindergarten class running around yelling nonsense and insults at each other, to absolutely NO effect. Noise for the sake of noise.
pass the donuts.
Be the Bear!
Here I am with nothing to say…. a tragic state of affairs.
I’m really trying to be the bear.
Bob T
We continue with political madness, panda style. We do feel that we need to comment on a video that has swept the “interwaves”.
It is a compilation of several commercials for Panda Brand cheese and milk products. We at Way Better Than Working and P.A.N.D,A. International would like to make it clear that we do not have any knowledge that Bob T. Panda starred in or even approved of this commercial. He did think it was pretty funny, though.
Be the Bear!
Bob T.
Okay, let’s take a poll here. How many of you are tired of hearing the phone ring, and then realizing it’s a “robo-call”, telling you what a lying, sack of $#!* their opponent is, and as soon as you hang up from that call, the phone rings again and it’s the first guy’s opponent, saying what a lying sack of $#!* the OTHER guy is. It’s more than a Panda can bear. (Get it?) Well, we of the Cake Party are calling for a more civilized discourse, and for getting the bad taste of over-brewed tea out of our mouth. Are we getting into the line of fire? Hmmmm…. who knows? Can’t everyone just behave and be nice? And maybe stick to actual facts?
Be the Bear!
Join the Cake Party!
Bob T.