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And Now, The Panda Kindergarten’s Tribute to the Year of the Dragon

Well, I wasn’t going to post this until tomorrow, but since in China it is already the Year of the Dragon, I thought I should go ahead and let you in on the P.K.’s celebration.

the year of the dragon, panda kindergarten

I’d also like to once again thank all my friends, old and new, who have succumbed to pandaphilia!  It’s more fun with you than without you.

Be the Bear!

Bob T.(do you smell smoke?) Panda

And Now, The Panda Kindergarten’s Tribute to the Year of the Dragon

Well, I wasn’t going to post this until tomorrow, but since in China it is already the Year of the Dragon, I thought I should go ahead and let you in on the P.K.’s celebration.

the year of the dragon, panda kindergarten

I’d also like to once again thank all my friends, old and new, who have succumbed to pandaphilia!  It’s more fun with you than without you.

Be the Bear!

Bob T.(do you smell smoke?) Panda

The Very Bob! Bob Paper Doll, That Is!

Another addition to your paper doll collection!  Coming soon! The Panda Kindergarten!  Huzzah!  Print, cut out and glue to carboard backing and you are ready to populate your house with pandas ( OK, yes, Mehitabel, and cats)  If you are new to The Panda Chronicles, Babette’s paper doll appears on December 2, 2011.  Bob is carrying his favorite food, a cuppycake.

Be the Bear,

Bob T. Panda

Why Should Babette Have All The Fun?

Mehitabel, Cat

Everyone (well, several people at any rate) had so much fun with their Babette de Panda paper dolls, that I thought I should continue with the other characters from Your Brain on Pandas.  Lest we not forget that originally, this cartoon was  The Cat’s Pajamas and starred Mehitabel and the late, unlamented MeeMeej, before those *###$^&%!!! pandas took over.  So for the next paper doll for you to cut out and take with you in your travels, we proudly present: Mehitabel!  I should note that we are not currently running a contest for the best photos, but we always are eager to see what our creations are up to when they get off on their own with their new friends!  Babette had so much fun on her travels, making friends all over the world, and we had almost as much fun seeing her photos!   I should also note, that although Babette seems to be the only panda who dresses up regularly, you should feel free to make clothes for the other characters or even color them in.  (In real life, Mehitabel is a calico!  I’m just too lazy to color her in after all the cross-hatching I do to draw the dark parts on a panda.)

Cats Rule!

Mehitabel (taking over, temporarily,  from Bob T. Panda while he has a little chat with the panda kindergarten!)

A New Year in Panda Kindergarten! Resolutions? Um….nope.

Welcome to the 2012 Panda Chronicles, bringing new cartoons to you !  I hope I can have 2 or 3 new cartoons for you every week, but maybe I’m just dreaming.  Anyway here IS a brand new cartoon, starring the panda kindergarten!  It is inspired by one of my other favorite bear satirists, Misery Bear!

Um…it’s just maybe possible that Misery Bear is NOT the best role model for the panda kindergarten.  We will work on that.

A New Year in Panda Kindergarten! Resolutions? Um….nope.

Welcome to the 2012 Panda Chronicles, bringing new cartoons to you !  I hope I can have 2 or 3 new cartoons for you every week, but maybe I’m just dreaming.  Anyway here IS a brand new cartoon, starring the panda kindergarten!  It is inspired by one of my other favorite bear satirists, Misery Bear!

Um…it’s just maybe possible that Misery Bear is NOT the best role model for the panda kindergarten.  We will work on that.

But wait, there’s more!

I don’t know how I forgot to mention Judy H.V.W. in our post contest wrap up.  Could it be because she introduced Miss Babette to the infamous Claude Pandet?  Well, she did send a couple early photos of Babette as she started her around the world journey, so we’ll let bygones be bygones. So, a tip of the bamboo to Judy as well.

And now we have another Roll of Honor inductee to mention.  Sharen H. of Whidbey Island is known far and wide as the founding member of the Stuffy Panda Rescue Foundation, which is now affiliated with the Hospital for Indigent Pandas, which of course is, in turn, founded by Babette de Panda!  Sharen has single handedly rescued over 5 stuffy pandas to date, placing them in appropriate, loving homes.  Be the Bear, Sharen!  She has also personally adopted 2 of the stuffy pandas and I’m sure her husband will be happy to welcome many more.  Take it from me, 2 is just the beginning!

Tune in tomorrow, when we see one of the dangers of unrestricted internet access for the panda kindergarten.  Can you say “Misery Bear”?????

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

But wait, there’s more!

I don’t know how I forgot to mention Judy H.V.W. in our post contest wrap up.  Could it be because she introduced Miss Babette to the infamous Claude Pandet?  Well, she did send a couple early photos of Babette as she started her around the world journey, so we’ll let bygones be bygones. So, a tip of the bamboo to Judy as well.

And now we have another Roll of Honor inductee to mention.  Sharen H. of Whidbey Island is known far and wide as the founding member of the Stuffy Panda Rescue Foundation, which is now affiliated with the Hospital for Indigent Pandas, which of course is, in turn, founded by Babette de Panda!  Sharen has single handedly rescued over 5 stuffy pandas to date, placing them in appropriate, loving homes.  Be the Bear, Sharen!  She has also personally adopted 2 of the stuffy pandas and I’m sure her husband will be happy to welcome many more.  Take it from me, 2 is just the beginning!

Tune in tomorrow, when we see one of the dangers of unrestricted internet access for the panda kindergarten.  Can you say “Misery Bear”?????

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

And the envelope,please…..

 We apologize for leaving everyone hanging, when we told you that we would announce the winners YESTERDAY and now it is TOMORROW (or in some parts of the world, the day AFTER tomorrow) but the panda kindergarten hid my laptop, so what could I do?  Any way, here we are now to bring this particular bit of silliness to it’s frenzied peak and announce the winners of the “Where in the World is Babette de Panda” contest!

But first, let’s hear what our contestants are going to take home with them!  First, all our prize winners will be included on the Roll of Honor!  But wait! There’s more!  You also have been designated an F.O.B. (Friend of Bob) and our top prize winners are further designated as V.S.F.O.B.  (Very Special Friend of Bob).  And that’s not all!  The winners will also receive a genuine hand pulled lithograph cartoon, signed by Bob’s cartoon-ographer, of the panda kindergarten performing in “The Dance of the Sugar Plum Pandas”  Now aren’t you sorry that YOU didn’t enter?

In terms of sheer number of photographs taken, Babette‘s new best friend Lucilla is clearly deserving of the grand prize.  Babette had so much fun in Singapore and Cambodia, that she has been invited to accompany Lucilla in future travel.

Remember, don't give Babette your credit cards!

Next in the V.S.F.O.B. catagory, is Frances A. who showed Babette around the city that doesn’t sleep, and it certainly doesn’t sleep when Babette de Panda is in town!  Frances also distinguished herself with her extremely amusing stories of Babette’s escapades in the Big Apple.  Sorry about the room service bill.

Our next contestant pushed the boundaries of panda fashion, with her yellow polka dot bikini which she created for the lovely, but definitely “panda-esque” figure of the lovely Babette.  Sylvia C. took Babette and her Bikini to Laguna Beach for a little sun and fun.

Babette building a sand castle

In the clever and enigmatic photos of Babette category, it was difficult to top this “revealing” photo of Babette taken by Auntie Jackie.  It really made me laugh!

"Behind" the scenes with Babette!

Honorable mentions in the “Travels of Babette” category go to Cyndi A., for taking Babette to meet the most adorable junior panda in the US, (the divine and adorable Po of Atlanta) and Victory S. for introducing her to the incomperable David Ossman of Firesign Theater fame. Also Faith W. receives a special mention for inviting Babette to an intimate dinner party with a few close friends.

 We also had several people create new outfits or variation on outfits for Babette. In this category, M-Lou V., Victory S., Weegee Knine, and Auntie Jackie  added to Babette’s considerable wardrobe.  (As if she didn’t buy enough clothes on Bob’s credit card already)  Here are a few of our favorite outfits:

The "M-Lou" variation

Dangerous Babette!

Tres elegante!

We also want to send a special “shout out” to blogger and panda-booster, Miss Demure Restraint, who has been so kind to the pandas and said many nice things about us and sent many new fans our way.  Although circumstances have prevented her from participating in this bit of fun, I know she would if she could.  We know you are with us in spirit, Miss D.  The bears are with you!

Well, that concludes our contest!  Thank you all for adding to the fun and festivities of the dark days of winter.  No matter what your circumstances are, we can all use a bit more fun and laughter in our lives.  Rumor has it that this year’s panda kindergarten (at least in MY world) is up to even more naughtiness than in years past.  And, with the summer Olympics coming up and the as yet unconfirmed rumor that Bob may throw his hat into the presidential campaign, The Panda Chronicles is definitely the place to be!  And there will definitely be cuppycakes!

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda and friends