Operating under the assumption that if ALL the other idiots are starting to campaign for president for the 2012 election already, than I, Bob T. Panda must announce my candidacy for that office. I understand it comes with a house and a personal chef and my very own airplane and EVERYTHING!!!! I bet I could have a different kind of cuppycake every day! Maybe two kinds. I would have to have a specially designed Pandair plane of course. Do you think I would get paid?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Operating under the assumption that if ALL the other idiots are starting to campaign for president for the 2012 election already, than I, Bob T. Panda must announce my candidacy for that office. I understand it comes with a house and a personal chef and my very own airplane and EVERYTHING!!!! I bet I could have a different kind of cuppycake every day! Maybe two kinds. I would have to have a specially designed Pandair plane of course. Do you think I would get paid?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
I can’t tell you how cool it is to spend my days here in Pandyland! I also have to send out a big pandy thank you to Henry Nicholls, an actual real author, who wrote The Way of the Panda. He is responsible for coining the phrase, contemporary panda satire, for which one of my dear friends would like to have a word about that, if an ocean didn’t separate him from Henry. Since I am never one to resist the temptation of taking a phrase and running it into the ground, I took the liberty of appropriating the phrase to create the Institute of Contemporary Panda Satire. I have also declared myself the directure of said institute, as well as the leading practitioner of contemporary panda satire. To be honest, I’m not sure that it’s a very crowded field, but I thought it would be good to get in on the ground floor.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
My favorite F.T.P. (friend to pandas) Henry Nicholls, of The Way of the Panda fame, writes that there are 3 classes of folks in regard to pandas. First are pandaphiles, those who love pandas; next are pandaphobics, who are obviously quite insane, cause who doesn’t love pandas; and next are the pandapathetics, of whom we dare not speak. We at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire maintain that there are 3 more groups, in regard to pandas. The first is pandapologists, those who make excuses for pandas; next are the pandaholics, who can usually be found watching endless panda videos on youtube, (my personal favorite is baby pandas playing on a slide). Pandaholics can often become pandalusional, from watching too many videos of adorable pandas, and believe that they have a “special understanding of pandas”
I’m just sayin’.
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda