Recently, news came to us from the Atlanta Zoo that Po’s irresponsible big brother, Xi Lan wrecked Po’s cute little yellow car. Through our clandestine spy network, we have acquired footage that reveals the true story of what happened to Po’s little car. Viewer alert! This footage contains shocking revelations about what happens when pandas are allowed to drive cars!
We hope you will join us in decrying this shocking example of panda sibling rivalry. Demand that driver education becomes a part of panda kindergarten curriculum.
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