Well, that was a dramatic announcement last week, wasn’t it? Pinky has informed her mother that she will be running for president! But….I got three whole (very sincere) votes in the last election! Doesn’t that count for anything?
Bob wouldn’t try anything sneaky, would he? Would he???????
With all this talk about Pinky running for President, I thought a look back at Bob T. Panda’s run for the White House back in 2012 was called for, don’t you? Who could forget those dramatic days….First Girlfriend candidate Babette de Panda, Bob’s vile opponent, Mittens the Cat? It was a non stop political pandarama!
Babette has ..um…toned her wardrobe down in honor of this important occasion.
In the words of Winnie ther Pooh, “I think it’s time for a little something.”
Huzzah!
Does being endangered have NO privileges?
Cats….you just can’t trust em.
Keep cool, cat, and don’t go blaming women for stuff. That is SO not the way to get votes…
Wasn’t that trip down memory lane fun? I can’t hardly wait to see what Pinky has up her paws to help her win this election. And we know Pinky can’t help but win, what with being an icon and all …. and the Winner of the Smithsonian icon Smackdown is…
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Be the Bear, and have a fabulous furry, FRIDAY!
Bob T. Panda
Has there ever been a phrase that strikes terror into a …um…panda’s heart like we need to talk?Just when mama Mei Xiang thought that things would be calming down, and she could think about whether it was time to start knitting some panda booties…..
Pinky for what??????
Pinky has a surprise up her sleeve for mommee and daddee, I think. Well, at least it will distract her from the prospect of having a sibling (or two!) to contend with. Oh my…the fur may fly this summer.
Be the bear!
Bob T. Panda
We are not done yet, talking about the power outage that happened some time back in Washington DC (Known around here as the “other” Washington). Princess Pinky has some ‘splainin’ to do, I think.
Zoonooz is on the job. Can you say “cover up”?
Bob has always turned a blind eye to anything Princess Pinky might be getting up to, but developments are developing that he may not be able to ignore!
Stay tuned to this here station!
Be the Bear
Bob T Panda
Attention must be paid…to Pinky’s mommee, if no one else. Watch as Pinky plays a round of Evade the Question! (Thank you Jasper Fforde!) ( I excelled at this game as a teenager.)
Cause and effects are very complicated concepts for baby pandas, don’t you think?
But don’t try to pin this on your minions, Pinky. You are going to need them later when you…um…make your big announcement. Every politician needs some minions who are willing to do their bidding, don’t you think?
Maybe no one will be able to trace the outage back to the panda house.
Maybe.
Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda
There will be consequences! Uh oh! I think I hear mommee coming…..
And Zoonooz is on the job!
Circle the minions!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
Are you really supposed to run that many electronic thingies at once Pinky? Um…you could cause a blackout or something….
Maybe you shouldn’t plug that many things into an extension cord, Pinky.
Don’t touch my stuff!
Happy Mother’s Day everyone!
Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda
A few weeks ago, there was a power outage in Washington DC (which we like to call “the OTHER Washington” out my way) but has it ever been shown what caused the DC Blackout?
Hmmmm….I wonder….
What are Pinky and her minions getting up to?
Oh my….get ready for more Triple Trouble!
Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda
It was bad enough when Bob used his private email account for his official campaign communications, but I had no idea (I’m shocked, I tell you!) that Princess Pinky was doing the same thing. Who knew that zoo panda communications were considered official documents?
What could Pinky be up to…?
Who would have thought that this would cause more email scandals ….
Fabulous Furry Friday wants to enlighten all those enquiring minds…
The Panda Season of Love is in full swing, but soon we will all be waiting to hear the pitter patter of little paws. Will they or won’t they? The thing with pandas, is, that you never know for sure until a cub drops out onto the floor, and sometimes even then you don’t know whether it will be one or two cubs.
Pretty cool, huh?
Meanwhile, we have no idea if Lun Lun is interested in staging a repeat performance, or if Mei Xiang, mom to Princess Pinky will want to do it all again.
we are still hoping for a panda cub trifecta
And then there was that whole scandal about pandas pretending to be pregnant in order to get “special treatment”…
Prevaricating pandas perceived in pregnancy pastry ploy
It was dark…there were men in masks….AND NOW IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
And then there is that whole business of what sort of cub you are going to end up with. If Mei Xiang had know what her little princess would be like, would she have continued the project?
I can hardly wait to see what Mei Xiang thinks of her daughter’s latest aspirations….
By the way, thanks to all of you who have ordered #WeREndangered coffee mugs from our Pandyland store on Cafe Press! I’ve added two new designs in the #WeREndangered series, one starring Mehitabel (she does have a lot of fans, you know!) and one for Princess Pinky. During the entire month of April (that’s right now) I’ll be donating a percentage of the profits from the sale of these three mugs to Pandas International! Huzzah! Remember, without pandas, there can be no panda satire!
You are really going to be endangered if I don’t get my coffee soon!
I can’t be responsible for the consequences if you don’t vote for Pinky!
Be the bear and have a Fabulous Furry Friday!
Bob T. Panda