Well, I know you have been anxiously awaiting my response to the vile, slanderous, and malignant slurs about pandas the a certain Foxxy “News” talking head spewed over the TV waves last week. Well, wait no longer! Today we begin a three part response to this travesty of so-called journalism! Huzzah! Is the truth dead?
MEANWHILE….another Foxxy “News” personality is now in the news (real news, not the fake stuff). Can I just say that things are getting very, very interesting? And need I say it?…
DIS. WILL. NOT. STAND!!!!!!!!!
Foxxy “News” lies like a rug.
Stay tuned for the next episode!
Be the Bear
Bob T Rule of Law Panda
YES!!! We want details and suspense. (no, really). A herd of elephants to stampede over the “first” sons and an embarrassment of pandas to grab the moron on FOX and teach him how to roll down hills and eat bamboo.
They are coming on Sunday! And yes to stampeding elephants and an embarrassment of pandas! Huzzah! We’ll learn ’em!
Bob’s expression in the first panel is worthy of an Oscar! He is saying so much with that look. And Mehitabel’s expression in the second panel is adorable 🙂
I’m pretty sure he is going to be nominated for a PandyAward for sure this year! Just wait until Sunday’s episode! I think he is going to get nominated for multiple awards!
Doesn’t foxxy “news” know better than to awaken the sleeping giant (panda)!? Mehitabel is having too much fun as the straight man. PandyAwards all around! 🙂
You WOULD think they know better. On the other hand, they don’t do “facts” very well, do they?
Mehitabel always enjoyed stirring up the pandas. Except for the panda kindergarten.
I hate to admit this, and I hate to upset Bob T Panda with what happened. Although Foxxy McBowtie StillDressesAsIfHeIsInPrepSchool has an annoying condescending laugh that reassures himself he is better than the rest of us, Pandas and People, he is not the original source of this mean info. He spent less than 45 seconds at the end of his FoxxyNewsShow referencing an article on pandas that appeared in the Wall Street Journal. I am somewhat embarrassed to admit I saw it first hand. The person who pays my utilities had stopped by to tempt me with scallops and salmon. So I let that person watch the telly as he wished. My apologies to all of PandyLand and PandaFans. F McBowtie SDAIHIIPS flopped with this closing segment. If you didn’t know he was mean you would have no idea what his intention could be. I have no idea his purpose, still. I think we could boycott frozen dinners though.
As luck would have it, someone sent me the original WSJ article. Mostly I liked using Smarty McBowTie’s on screen rant, because it gave me a chance to make fun of him. Even if most of what he said was factually correct, the way he said it, made him seem like even more of an idiot than he actually is. If that’s possible, that is.
Glad you enjoyed seeing Bob get hot under the collar!
Stay tuned for more today and Wednesday!