Recently the inter webs were all up in arms over the question someone posed: If you were a woman alone in the woods, would you rather run into a man or a bear?
This is one of those if a tree falls in the forest philosophical questions. Naturally many people (dare I say men?) re-interpreted the question to be: would you (a woman) rather get attacked by a man or a bear?
That was NOT the Question!!!
We have called on our own experts on bears in the woods to answer the question.
Bob wasn’t really on assignment (before you ask) he just didn’t fit in the panels with Frank and Mikey!
Be the Bear!
Bob T is not on assignment Panda
I would happily meet these bears in the woods and share cuppycakes with them. I have no doubt they would protect us from whatever creeps are lurking.
Frank: you can count on us!
So Pookie, ask your mommy if bears have episodes of intestinal profundity in the woods?
Pookie: hee hee! mommee might wash my mouf out wif soap if I ask her dat!