Pandarella Episode 10
Out in the real world, a bear in a town in California has developed a taste for Oreo cookies. Rumor has it he is going to be interviewed by ZooNooZ later this week! Won’t that be fun?
If you enjoy reading about my fine art life, I’m writing a series about my upcoming show over on Substack. You can find it here. I’m planning on writing about one of my paintings for my upcoming show at Rob Schouten Gallery later in the summer.
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Be the Bear!
Bob T likes Oreo cookies Panda
Oh no. I can bearly take this horrible terrible news. Those Meihems must be stopped. They are ebil. Where is Pinky and her magic wand when you need her? Tell her to take a few minutes off cubpaigning. please.
Pinky: do I has to do EBBRYFING?
I do not like today’s episode.
And here I thought last week’s was too sad!!
Sorry sorry sorry. I’m building tension. ‘kay?
But Bikkie is too cute to be sad!!!
Whatever will he do without his tuba?
Maybe Mister Poppee braved the flames and pulled his tuba out.
I’m not surprised what those mean stepsisters did but I was still shocked! I feel so sad for Bikkie! 😭😭😭 Somebody please call Pinky AND the fire department RIGHT NOW!
Six and Sebben have reached new heights of ebiltude. I’m sure everything will start turning around…um…soon.
I forgot about Mister Poppee. Mister Poppee says spit spot, lets brave da flames, there might be oreos in der lol
Mister Poppee is very brave…um…kinda. He probably rigged up a boomerang with his fuzzy dice and knocked the tuba out of the flames. Probably.
I now have to explain to my colleagues on the meeting I’m logging onto that I can’t be on video because I’m crying over a panda cartoon.
Oh and that’s MY fault? (sorry sorry sorry…I know I am doing a good job of writing dramatic tension when everyone is writing in to yell at me.)
It is amazing at just how upsetting this is to read the toons right now oy
These are upsetting times. Mebbee it’s good to have a distraction from Mittens.
You have actually made me prefer Mittens over these diabolical wenches. You have achieved greatness.
Be careful what you wish for.
True dat
VOTE Pinky!!
Pinky: vote early! Vote often! vote PINKY!
Pinky: I am so very beary happy about my son going to the SnZ. You know he is the son of an icon – dat wood be me 🙂 Of course, he will help with my cubpaign. Ah Bob: Let’s see about where he and da other panda will be living in our apawment complex – mebee a third floor needs to be built above my suite? I dunno, but fur sure it will be pink … And plez enuf with poor Bikkie being stuck with those ebil Meihems, poof with der heads I tell you
I may have been upset with this installment, if it wasn’t for the email I received from the National Zoo this morning – new pandas are coming to DC! And the male panda is a son of none other than Miss Pinky Bao Bao!
Pinky: he will be da best panda boy! an’ don’ worry about unka bob’s story. dey always have a happy ending.
Oh, NO, Bob T.: an unbearable ‘toon. Poor, poor Bikkie. I repeat: this ‘toon is too terrible.
It’s a story. It will get better. There will be a happy ending, which will be sweeter because of the challenges Bikkie faced. Have a cookie. Thursday’s ‘toon will be fun. Mebbee don’t read Tuesday ‘toons for a while.
I actually left my death bed & recovered in order to scold u for putting Bikkie in such a dire situation !!
Those Lunnies r sure ebil !!
I am a miracle healer! By getting mad at me I have enabled you to throw off the blankie of oppression and illness!
At this point, I don’t care if the Fairy Godperson is Mittens as long as something rescues this poor panda!
Patience, grasshopper.
I am so beary glad my son and his gf is coming to live with us. We mei have to build an extra floor over my suite and of course it will be pink. He will also be helping with my cubpaign, of course. So beary happy but Bob, please rescue bikkie, even I cannot stand dis, dis story will not stand
We are working on rescuing Bikkie. Be beary brave.