…What do are you going to do now? Um… I’m not going to Disneyland, but there must be something, once you have reached this athletic peak of the pyramid!
Why, you go on the Cookie Balancing Convention circuit, of course!
The roar of the crowd, the smell of a freshly baked cookie…
Um… you knew there is a Cookie Balancing Convention circuit, didn’t you?
Panda On!
Enlightenment through Cookie Balancing
Bob T Panda
…and there’s always an infomercial on tv. Just think….BTP doing a show on the art of cookie balancing!
I had not thought of infomercials! Obviously I don’t watch enough late night TV.
From your informative review about the raw, yet potentially treat-filled “World of Cookie 🍪 Balancing” rises the following questions and thoughts. Or as others might say, nonsense. Is mandatory that competitors tummies become doughy? Are the youngest of multi-generational families in competition referred to as a “Chip off the Old Block” of Chocolate. Must the competitor specialize in a particular sort of cookie: bar, freezer or drop for example. Or is it possible to be a generalist?
And last but not least; the true reason for the above nonsense. When Ping finally converts from Pinglish to PandaEnglish will his first words be “Hello Mr Kitty to our beloved Mehitabel?
We do understand the darling Ping’s reluctance to give up his native language. Sharing house with Pinky might cause such a little morsel of sweetness like Ping to be concerned he might be forgotten. Fear not Ping, Bubba and his parents would never forget a sweetheart like you. Now Pinky might; but it would be such an PandaCubAdbenture (and rescue by the Princess Pinky herself) you’d never remember anything negative. —Candy 🐼🌷
“Chip of the old block” hahahahahahahahahaha! Wish I’d thought of that! Yes, it’s true! There are cookie balancing dynasties and it can be very hard to break through the cookie balancing “Old Guard”.
Also “Pinglish”!!!!